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What u have to know about men

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by tete'a'tete, Feb 25, 2010.

  1. tete'a'tete

    tete'a'tete JF-Expert Member

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    1.When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.

    2. When four or more women get together, they talk about men.

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    . If a man says "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't FORGET... he didn't LOSE your number... he didn't DIE! He just didn't want to call you.

    4. Men hate to lose.

    5. Men don't feel the urge to get married as quickly as women do because their clothes all button and zip in the front. Women's dresses usually button and zip in the back. We need men emotionally and sexually, but we also need men to help us get dressed.


    Enjoy the rest of the day!

    Cheerz
     
  2. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    thibitisha tuhuma hizi nzito!
     
  3. The Boss

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    ni vizuri mkijua kuwa
    u need us more and more
    everyday.
     
  4. Mnene 1

    Mnene 1 Senior Member

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    kama kuna ukweli ndani yake vile!
     
  5. bht

    bht JF-Expert Member

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    heheeee biggy tena beyond reasonable doubt etiiiii!!!!!

    BTW; mis u big time.............
     
  6. bht

    bht JF-Expert Member

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    dont you need us???????
     
  7. The Boss

    The Boss JF-Expert Member

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    i the boss need only u bht.
    do u like that?????
     
  8. FirstLady1

    FirstLady1 JF-Expert Member

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    si kweli ...hapo kwenye namba moja !!!
     
  9. bht

    bht JF-Expert Member

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    heheeeee bht hadanganyiki big boss..............
     
  10. Masaki

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    Namba moja ni kweli. Na nambari 2 pia ni kweli kabisa! :)
     
  11. Kaizer

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    na mi B am right here watching you!..hapo umeruka vizuri:D
     
  12. bht

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    you know me gud B!!!!! hicho kilikuwa kiunzi kitoto...........
    Boss aweke kingine tuone.....
     
  13. Teamo

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    :D:D:D
    UMENIKUMBUSHA HISABATI form one:cross-multiplications
     
  14. bht

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    utaumiza kichwa kubishana hapa.....ukweli i tunao wenyewe we waacheee hivo hivo

    mwamba ngoma...........................
     
  15. Kaizer

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    hahaha, ataweka tu lakini najua utakijump kama kawaida

    usingekuwa intelligent ivo usingekuwa kama ulivo na heshima zako tele
     
  16. Fidel80

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    Ataruka vyote lakini kihunzi cha kwangu anashindwa kuruka akiruka tu anachanika msamba bht
     
  17. Remmy

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    Mmm!!!!
     
  18. Kaizer

    Kaizer JF-Expert Member

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    dah mpwa cha kwako sio cha kawaida hilo liko wazi kabisa kama Yanga atakavomfunga Simba next game mpwa
     
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    tutawahamishia kwenye jukwaa la spoti sasa!:D
     
  20. TIMING

    TIMING JF-Expert Member

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    We are just men!
    very happy to be born this way!
    Excited to be discussed by all ya!
    Proud to be the way we are

    Its just nice that you have a 0.05% understanding of men...
    But that's all right
     
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