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What type of a fruit are you?

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by princess enny, Jul 14, 2012.

  1. princess enny

    princess enny JF-Expert Member

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    what type of a fruit are you??
    1.MANGO: happy married
    2.ORANGE: single and searching
    3.LEMON: having a sex partner, no strings attached
    4.STRAWBERRY: in a relationship or married but in love with someone else
    5.PEAR: still in love with your ex
    6.CHERRY: in a relationship for the wrong reason, you just dont know why you are still with the person
    7.GRAPES: single and happy
    8.PINEAPLE: just like the person nothing serious
    9.BANANA: in a relationship with the love of your life
    10.CUCUMBER: in love but not secure what the outcome would be
    11.GUAVA; in love with someone who belongs to someone else and you can have him/her!!
    pick your fruit!!!
     
  2. platozoom

    platozoom JF-Expert Member

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    Komamanga..........sijui kwa kizungu linaitwaje
     
  3. Kaunga

    Kaunga JF-Expert Member

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    NTALALI....... sijui Kiswahili linaitwaje, ila linatuliza kikohozi; na penzi si kikohozi??????
     
  4. Ruttashobolwa

    Ruttashobolwa JF-Expert Member

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    Ndizi kisukari
     
  5. Nyani Ngabu

    Nyani Ngabu Platinum Member

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    Pomegranate
     
  6. Roulette

    Roulette JF-Expert Member

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    Peach! :A S wink:
     
  7. King'asti

    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    I'm a fruit salad,lol
     
  8. Don Mangi

    Don Mangi JF-Expert Member

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    Pomegranate
     
  9. Don Mangi

    Don Mangi JF-Expert Member

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    topetope pori-wanna have fun with no silly commitments.
     
  10. Blaine

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    just FYI, don't call someone a 'fruit' especially uzunguni utapigwa ngumi.
     
  11. MadameX

    MadameX JF-Expert Member

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    Avocado
     
  12. Erotica

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    I am single and searching on the outside, on the inside in a relationship

    with married and non marid men who are not always there thus unsecure reltnshps which makes me have a guy to

    **** with once in a while but with no strings attached. I take it I am a mixed bowl of fruit.
     
  13. gfsonwin

    gfsonwin JF-Expert Member

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    mmh.............hii mbaya simo.
     
  14. The last don

    The last don JF-Expert Member

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    Mhh mimi nadhani ni chenza sasa cjui kwa kidhunguu ndio nini
     
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    umenikumbusha kijiji flan Tabora,nlikula aya makitu,mantalali
     
  16. Baba V

    Baba V JF-Expert Member

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    Umeniua kwa kicheko, wewe NTALALI!!!!???
     
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    Swts JF-Expert Member

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    Me stafeli
     
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    Baba V JF-Expert Member

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    mimi NDONGOMILO!! can you please say something about me!
     
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    Mango :poa
     
  20. Donnie Charlie

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    Mabungo
     
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