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Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by drberno, Nov 26, 2010.

  1. d

    drberno Member

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    [FONT=&quot]When a man steals your wife, there is no better [/FONT]revenge[FONT=&quot] than to let him keep her. [/FONT]
    Lee Majors
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    After [/FONT]
    marriage[FONT=&quot], husband and wife become two [/FONT]sides[FONT=&quot] of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    Al Gore[/FONT]
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    By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll
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    become[FONT=&quot] a philosopher.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    Socrates [/FONT]


    Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

    Mike Tyson
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    The great [/FONT]
    question[FONT=&quot]... which I have not been able to [/FONT]answer[FONT=&quot]... is, "What does a woman want? [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    George Clooney[/FONT]
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    I had some [/FONT]
    words[FONT=&quot] with my wife, and she had some [/FONT]paragraphs[FONT=&quot] with me. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    Bill Clinton[/FONT]
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    "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We [/FONT]
    take[FONT=&quot] time to go to a restaurant two [/FONT]times[FONT=&quot] a week. A little candlelight, [/FONT]dinner[FONT=&quot], soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    George W. Bush[/FONT]
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    "I don't worry [/FONT]
    about[FONT=&quot] terrorism. I was married for two [/FONT]years[FONT=&quot]." [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    Rudy Giuliani[/FONT]
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    "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's [/FONT]
    called[FONT=&quot] marriage." [/FONT]
    Michael Jordan
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    "I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left
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    me[FONT=&quot] and the second one didn’t.” The third [/FONT]gave[FONT=&quot] me more children! [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    Donald Trump[/FONT]


    Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
    1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
    2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
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    Shaquille O’Neal[/FONT]
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    The most effective way to remember your wife's [/FONT]
    birthday[FONT=&quot] is to forget it once... [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    Kobe Bryant[/FONT]
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    You know what I [/FONT]
    did[FONT=&quot] before I married? Anything I wanted to. [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    David Hasselhoff[/FONT]
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    [/FONT]

    My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

    Alec Baldwin
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    A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

    Barack Obama
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    Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

    Tommy Lee
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    [/FONT]

    A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

    Brad Pitt
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    [/FONT]

    First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
    Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

    Jimmy Kimmel
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    [/FONT]

    “Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”

    David Letterman
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    “First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes Suffer...ing!

    Jay Leno
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  2. Lukolo

    Lukolo JF-Expert Member

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    Na wa mama wanasemaje kuhusu wanaume?
     
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