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what kind of husband/wife is me

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Smarty, Mar 9, 2011.

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    Smarty JF-Expert Member

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    TYPES OF HUSBAND
    THEIR CHARACTER TRAITS
    1
    Bachelor Husband
    Thes are men who
    · Love to do things on their own without consulting their wives
    · Love to hang a lot with their friends rather than their wife.
    • Not very serious with married life
    2
    Acidic Husband
    Thes are men who
    · Are always boiling like acid
    · Are always angry
    · Are violent
    · Moody and dominating
    • They are very dangerous
    3
    Slave Husband
    Thes are men who
    · Feel and want to be treated like kings
    · Treat the wife like their slave
    · Love their wife to be performing old tradition respect gesture to them
    • Don't like to be called by their first name
    4
    General Husband
    Thes are men who
    · Are husband for every woman
    · They love and care for other women a lot than their own
    · Even though not in relationship they like giving money to different women but not to their wife
    • They have more female friends
    5
    Dry Husband
    Thes are men who
    · Are very moody
    · Are very stingy
    · They don't consider the wife's emotions
    · They don't like putting energy in the relationship to make it enjoyable
    • They don't have any sense of humour
    6
    Panado Husband
    Thes are men who
    · Uses their wife as a problem solver
    · Love their wife when they need something from her and after that she is useless to them
    • Are very clever and knows their wife weakness and capitalize on them to get relief from their wife
    7
    Parasite Husband
    Thes are men who
    · Are lazy and don't love to work so they stuck to their wife because of wife's money
    · Are very loving but uses wife money and resources to cheat her with their girlfriends
    • Are not initiative and they don't even try to help their with house responsibilities
    8
    Baby Husband
    Thes are men who
    · They are very irresponsible and childish
    · Can not make decision own their own without asking their mothers or relatives
    · When something is wrong they rush back to their parent instead of discussing it with their wife
    · Wants their wife to care for them as the way their mother did
    • Who always compare their wife with their mother
    9
    Visiting Husband
    Thes are men who
    · Are not always at home but usually at work
    · They come home like they are visiting or like their home is lodge
    • Try hide to provide the material needs of their wife and family but they have no time for them
    10
    Good Husband
    Thes are men who
    · Are caring and Loving
    · Provide material and emotional needs of their family
    · They always make time for their family
    · They guide their home spiritually
    • They are very responsible and treat their wife as a partner and a helper

    TYPES OF WIFE
    THEIR CHARACTER TRAITS
    1
    Party Wife
    Thes are women who
    · Are very mobile and very sociable
    · They are always attending one function after the other (every wedding, bridal and shower, kitchen top up, office functions etc)
    · Are barely at home on weekends to have time with their husbands and family
    • Can spend family food money on gifts
    2
    Dictionary Wife
    Thes are women who
    · Don't take suggestions: the way she thinks is the way it is
    · They way she knows is the way it is be maintained - no changes
    • Very orderly and became very angry when things are misplaced in their home set-up
    3
    Pampered Wife
    Thes are women who
    · Very spoiled by their parents (normally from rich parents or their the only girl in the family of many boys)
    · They are lazy mainly to do household work
    · Love spending money shopping trivial girlish things
    • Sees their husband like a houseboy
    4
    Office Wife
    Thes are women who
    · Career minded that their family does not matter
    · Are always using carrier as an excuse of not being at home for their family
    · They don't respect their husbands and makes educated women look bad
    • Think a husband is not important because they can support themselves
    5
    Patient Wife
    Thes are women who
    · Always look like they are sick and down trodden
    · Love to complain on everything (husband, children, relatives even weather)
    • Are always afraid and live in anxiety
    6
    Headmistress Wife
    Thes are women who
    · Make themselves in-charge of the family even when the husband is a sole provider of the home
    · Treat everyone as a child including their husband and visitors
    • Are very questionable and will punish their husbands for any trivial things
    7
    Boxing Wife
    Thes are women who
    · Are very offensive and sometimes can be violent
    · The like shouting and they are nagging
    • Believe in fire for fire
    8
    Dust bin Wife
    Thes are women who
    · They are very dirt and unkempt
    · Very unorganized and confused
    · Very lazy at everything expect gossiping
    • Leaves everything to their servants or their children
    9
    Security Wife
    Thes are women who
    · Very protective of their husband
    · Very jealous, every woman seen as a threat
    · Sees husbands friends as bad company
    · Don't let anyone discipline their child even a teacher
    • Husband family and friends and workmate are scared of her
    10
    Good Wife
    Thes are women who
    · Virtuous wife (Proverbs 31)
    · Caring, loving and very smart
    · Very helpful, they can even handle husband's business in his absence
    · Provide spiritual guidance to the children
    Very understanding and full of self-esteem
     
  2. Dena Amsi

    Dena Amsi JF-Expert Member

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    Mi mbona sielewi umeandika kitu gani au computer yangu mbovu nini???
     
  3. S

    Smarty JF-Expert Member

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    hapo vp mkuu? unaweza kuona?
     
  4. Michelle

    Michelle JF-Expert Member

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    I did not know,we have all these types of husbands and wives.....kazi kweli kweli!!!
     
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    Dena Amsi JF-Expert Member

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    Nimekusoma kwa sasa
     
  6. Rogie

    Rogie JF-Expert Member

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    Mhh nami ntajoin the group ili nipate vya kuchangia next times
     
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    Marytina JF-Expert Member

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    nimependa ile slave husband
     
  8. Michelle

    Michelle JF-Expert Member

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    mi nimependa hiyo na ile ya Security Wife....l.o.l
     
  9. S

    Smarty JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha ha mi kati ya zote nimeipenda Headmistress Wife
    nimewaona wengi wa hivi.
     
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    Susy JF-Expert Member

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    ha hahaaaaaaa uwiiiiiiiiii, unaweza tu ukawa unacheka hapa JF!! hembu muoneni huyu Dictionary wife
     
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    CPU JF Gold Member

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    Huyu ndie mke,ila hapo kwenye blue ndo utata
     
  12. Dr wa ukweli

    Dr wa ukweli JF-Expert Member

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    Nimependa hyo pampered wife. Wadada wengi wanajidai kuisha maisha ya juu coz men ana pesa kumbe kwao choka mbaya
     
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    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    Sitaki mme wangu awe general husband. Nitakufa kwa wivu.
     
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    Seto JF-Expert Member

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    unatania... Hutokwenda tamwa kulilia usawa
    ...
     
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    Gaga JF-Expert Member

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    Kama naikumbuka hii ngoja nitarudi
     
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    Elia JF-Expert Member

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    Thanks, zote zipo sawa zaidi imenigusa hiyo No 3.
     
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