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What is your bail??

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Binti Maringo, Jan 14, 2010.

  1. Binti Maringo

    Binti Maringo JF-Expert Member

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    Have some fun, What is your BAIL? Be Honest!!! IMine is $896.00

    This is fun to do. Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offense' and have added up your total fine. Title your bulletin 'My Bail is $........' You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

    Smoked pot -- $20

    Did acid -- $20

    Ever had sex at church -- $50

    Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $20

    Had sex with someone you met on My Space -- $1,000.00

    Had sex for money -- $50

    Vandalized something -- $500

    Had sex on your parents' bed -- $50

    Beat up someone -- $50

    Been jumped --$10

    Crossed dressed -- $50

    Given money to stripper -- $20

    Been in love with a stripper -- $50

    Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$1 00

    Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $50

    Ever drive drunk -- $20

    Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- 30

    Used toys while having sex -- $30

    Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $100

    Went skinny dipping -- $50

    Had sex in a pool -- $20

    Kissed someone of the same sex -- $50

    Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $200

    Cheated on your significant other -- $100

    Masturbated -- $50

    Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend--$300

    Done oral -- $50

    Got oral -- $50

    Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25

    Stole something -- $10

    Had sex with someone in jail -- $50

    Made a nasty home video --$50

    Had a threesome -- $100

    Had sex in the wild -- $20

    Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $50

    Stole something worth over more than a h hundred dollars -- $50

    Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $100

    Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $20

    Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $20

    Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $20

    Went streaking -- $50

    Went streaking in broad daylight -- $50

    Been arrested -- $100

    Spent time in jail -- $500

    Peed in the pool -- $20

    Played spin the bottle -- $20

    Done something you regret -- $100.00

    Had sex with your best friend>-- $500.00

    Had sex with someone you work with at work --$50

    Lied to your mate -- $5

    Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $20

    O. K, now tally up your answers?...'My Bail Is...$896.00(your total)'.....
     
  2. Ngambo Ngali

    Ngambo Ngali JF-Expert Member

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    That sum, for which offence or offences?
     
  3. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    ulikuwa unamaanisha nini hapa?
    Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$1 00
    dola moja au mia moja
     
  4. Pearl

    Pearl JF-Expert Member

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    mine 555
     
  5. Mentor

    Mentor JF-Expert Member

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    Mine $ 55
     
  6. h

    housta Senior Member

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    Mine is $1785...But I think some of the things have been done ages ago but they are on the records!Nasty!
     
  7. NGULI

    NGULI JF-Expert Member

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    Bint Maringo kama kawaida yako happy new year
     
  8. S

    Semjato JF-Expert Member

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    that my space thing is applied for facebook and twitter too?if not mine is 1170,if it does plus 1000...hahahaha...2170...
     
  9. ngoshwe

    ngoshwe JF-Expert Member

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    If Kisses were amongst triable offences, though listed as bailable one, it could have convicted many of Ladies especially those living in the world of "copy, paste & save changes" (without adding own values).

    From our traditions to the western cultures, kissing or hugging is now a common sign of expressing love and appreciation for ladies even to the persons they meet for the first time, knowing not their names and more worse, to fellows of the same sex (hesitating to call it homesexual kissing)!,

    Oh dear……., kissing has lost its original purpose in our society…..
     
  10. Fredwash

    Fredwash JF-Expert Member

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    eeer... mmmh... i am not good in Math....eeer but i think the figure is tooo big form me ....oooh! Heven help ... i have committed more than half of those shit.... i guess no one would bother bail me OUT..... hhaaaahhh he/she would run bankrupt...

    Seriously guy.... my bail is $2000.00 and counting.....
     
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