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What is Tension

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Masikini_Jeuri, Jul 1, 2010.

  1. Masikini_Jeuri

    Masikini_Jeuri JF-Expert Member

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    What is Tension?

    A beautiful girl asks lift from you. On the way she faints and you take her to hospital.

    Doctor says Congrats. You are going to become a father.
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    THATS IT. YOU GET TENSED.


    You say But that baby is not mine.
    Girl says he is only the father of my baby.
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    YOU HAVE MORE TENSION.

    Police comes and DNA test is done. Report comes. Which says that you can never become a father.

    EVEN MORE TENSION FOR YOU.
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    Anyhow you thank God and return home. Then you think, At home I have 2 kids. Whose are those?

    THIS IS REAL TENSION.
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    Diana-DaboDiff JF-Expert Member

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    Huyu jamaa atakufa kwa pressure.
     
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