What is a Kiss!

[Bazazi]

Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways.

Professor of Algebra;
A kiss is divided by nothing.

Professor of Chemistry;
A kiss is a reaction of interaction between two hearts.

Professor of Philosophy;
A kiss is a persecution for a child ecstasy for the youth, and homage for the old.

Professor of Accountancy;
A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Professor of Zoology;
A kiss is an interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.

Professor of Physics;
A kiss is a contraction of the mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

Professor of Economics;
A kiss is that thing for which demand is higher than supply.

Professor of Geometry;
A kiss is a shortest distance between two straight lines.

Professor of Physiology;
A kiss is juxtaposition of the orbicularis oris muscles in the state of contraction.

Professor of Dentistry;
A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

Professor of English Language;
A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, its more than proper;
It’s spoken in plural and it is applicable in all gender.