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What is a Kiss!

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Bazazi, May 14, 2009.

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    Bazazi JF-Expert Member

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    Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways.

    Professor of Algebra;
    A kiss is divided by nothing.

    Professor of Chemistry;
    A kiss is a reaction of interaction between two hearts.

    Professor of Philosophy;
    A kiss is a persecution for a child ecstasy for the youth, and homage for the old.

    Professor of Accountancy;
    A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

    Professor of Zoology;
    A kiss is an interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.

    Professor of Physics;
    A kiss is a contraction of the mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

    Professor of Economics;
    A kiss is that thing for which demand is higher than supply.

    Professor of Geometry;
    A kiss is a shortest distance between two straight lines.

    Professor of Physiology;
    A kiss is juxtaposition of the orbicularis oris muscles in the state of contraction.

    Professor of Dentistry;
    A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

    Professor of English Language;
    A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, its more than proper;
    ItÂ’s spoken in plural and it is applicable in all gender.
     
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