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Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Bishanga, Jul 16, 2012.

  1. Bishanga

    Bishanga JF-Expert Member

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    Your own very daughter happens to find out your jf ID name,get herself registered,say as Lizzy and then starts to trade ballistic malavidavi missiles with you,jamani hivi ukigundua itakuwaje? Mmmmhhhhhh.......
     
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  2. Catherine

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    Hivi wewe ni mzee eeh?
     
  3. Bishanga

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    Cathy unanionaje?
     
  4. Mtambuzi

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    I think you know the answer..............
    Halafu wewe mzee kutwa kufikiria maasi, hivi kweli utauona ufalme wa mbinguni wewe........
    Baada ya msuto wa Zinduna, inabidi sasa tukupeleke kwa mchungaji GWAJIMA ukatubu sambi sako..................
     
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    wewe chezea Bishanga weweeee.....utatongozwaaa
     
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  6. Catherine

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    nakuona kwa vidole. Kama una binti mkubwa uwe makini sasa,
     
  7. Catherine

    Catherine JF-Expert Member

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    mi 'tongozoproof' Mtambuzi
     
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  8. Judgement

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    Childrens who developed a dependecy on Mobile phone , like those who over-used Video games often became irritable.
    Withdrawn and antisocial , and their school perfomance deteriorated.
    Hata haya mafacebook ndiyo kabisa!
    Fcbk effects the way we treat our kids, we might have greater expectation for oldest kids and give them more responsibilities. Kila revolution lazima iache side effects.
     
  9. Bishanga

    Bishanga JF-Expert Member

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    halafu kibaya zaidi mkuu mtoto anaweza kuwa ndani ya blanketi ukadhani amelala kumbe anafanya madudu kwenye mobile phone.
     
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    Bishanga JF-Expert Member

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    Zinduna tulimalizana kiutu uzima,subiri taarifa kamili baada ya wiki 40.
     
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  11. Bishanga

    Bishanga JF-Expert Member

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    mbona Kaizer anatamba alikupeleka 'out' jana kwenye bar ya kimpumu mbagala charambe.
     
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  12. Bishanga

    Bishanga JF-Expert Member

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    mkuu naogopa timbwili la Asprin.
     
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  13. BADILI TABIA

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    kumbeee ndomaana zinduna mgonjwamhonjwa siku hizi , kichefuchefu,kutapika kumbe 'mlimalizanaaaaa'
     
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    chezeiya mitandao hii! ni mbaya wallah, Bishanga mzima weye?? mwe!
     
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    mke mwenza hali zako?? mi mith u khaaaa! hivi maandamano yetu ya jana yaliishia wapi khaaaaaaa!
     
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    bishanga huwa ni pigo moja mbuyu chini....kwi kwi kwi kwi
     
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    mhemuko mama mhemko!
     
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  18. Mamndenyi

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    Siku ile wewe ulipogundua ulifanyaje.

     
  19. Bishanga

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    mke mwenza na nani?@asprin? Mmechanganyikiwa nyie,mme gani hata ATM card hana? Halafu hata kibarua chake cha kupiga debe stendi mwenge kafukuzwa na manispaa?
     
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    Bishanga JF-Expert Member

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    ni jana usiku,bado natafakari.
     
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