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What If

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by KakaJambazi, May 27, 2011.

  1. KakaJambazi

    KakaJambazi JF-Expert Member

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    Sisi wanaume ndo tungekuwa tunapata mimba (ceteris peribus)?

    Je wanawake wangeendelea kusubiri sisi tuwatongoze kwanza hata kama wamefall inlove na wangependa kuzaa na sis?

    Sisi wanaume na tabia zetu za kutoka nje zingeendelea kama ilivyo sasa?
     
  2. Susy

    Susy JF-Expert Member

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    :lalala:
     
  3. pangalashaba

    pangalashaba JF-Expert Member

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    sa hao watoto tungewazalia wapi,mdomoni,puani,masikioni,m******i au ingebidi tuwe na k? na tungepewa k ina maana uanaume haupo tena. waache watuzalie tu,si kupiga nje km kawa maanhaikwepeki.................
     
  4. daughter

    daughter JF-Expert Member

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    Title ya thread yako imenikumbusha wimbo wa Joe
    'What if your woman.....'
     
  5. Gagurito

    Gagurito JF-Expert Member

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    kaka jambazi hebu twambie kwanza wewe waonaje?
     
  6. Gagurito

    Gagurito JF-Expert Member

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    what if you are woman!
     
  7. KakaJambazi

    KakaJambazi JF-Expert Member

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    Kama muumba angeamua ivo hata kwa mdomoni ingewezekana. kwani kuku hana k?
     
  8. Sumba-Wanga

    Sumba-Wanga JF-Expert Member

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    Kama mngepata mimba si mngezaa kama sisi? what is a big deal?

    Ila na hizo mimba na hiyo tabia yenu ya kuchovya chovya sikui ingekuwaje!!
     
  9. KakaJambazi

    KakaJambazi JF-Expert Member

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    Na je idadi ya watu duniani inekua ivi,,,Ivi wanaume wangependa kulea mimba miezi 9 kweli?
     
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    Yakuonea JF-Expert Member

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    Mbona sasa hivi hatubebi/ hatupati mimba lkn bado wanatutongoza........

     
  11. afrodenzi

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    Duuuuuhhh
    kweli ni w/end
    ingekuwa raha kupokezana
    lakini ikija saa ya kujifungua mmmhhh nadhani kisu kitatembea kwenu dahhh
     
  12. wilbald

    wilbald JF-Expert Member

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    oook!
    Then.. River nile would pour its water into the indian ocean or mt. Kilimanjaro turn into mt.ruwenzori
     
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    mambo kama haya mngemuuliza muumba tu...! this is unthinkable,
     
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    HATIMOTA Member

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    mbona imetulia 2???????????
     
  15. Chamoto

    Chamoto JF-Expert Member

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    Kama badiliko kwa sisi wanaume liwe ni kubeba mimba tuu basi
    itakuwa kasheshe, kwasababu uanamke siyo kuwa na uterus tuu.
    Ni mambo mengi sana yanayofanikisha kuwa mwanamke, Kuanzia
    ubongo,maumbule n.k.

    Kwa mfano ubongo wa mwanamke uko mahiri kufanya vitu vingi
    kwa wakati mmoja sasa kama sisi kitu kidogo tuu kama kuongea
    kwenye simu ni lazima tupunguze sauti za tv au redio kwasababu
    hatuwezi ku-process mambo mengi kwa wakati mmoja ndo tutaweza
    kudeal complex task kama kubeba mimba? Usione tuu wanavyo
    pendeza, hawa ni complex design, everything about a woman is a
    miracle.

    Hebu fikiria mjibaba anabeba mimba wakati waist to hip ratio yake
    ni 1:1 sasa atawezaje kutembea akiwa na mimba? Maungo ya
    mwanamke ni mapana kwenye nyonga ili mtoto aweze kukaa vizuri
    wakati yeye mwenyewe aweze kufanya shughuli zake za kawaida,
    kama kutembea, kukaa n.k.

    Wewe KakaJambazi naona hutupendi sasa hilo hilo la kuwatokea
    wanawake linatutosha hayo makopleksiti mengine ya kubeba mimba
    waachie hao wenyewe.
     
  16. Gaga

    Gaga JF-Expert Member

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    mie RKelly kwenye chocolate factory
     
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    itnojec JF-Expert Member

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    what if ungezaliwa mwanamke? je ungekuwa jf?
     
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    4 PRINCE Senior Member

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    Ingekua poa tu.
     
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