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What does the boy want?

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Speaker, May 14, 2011.

  1. Speaker

    Speaker JF-Expert Member

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    A boy takes his girlfriend home after going out together.
    When they reach the front door, he leans against the wall with one hand and says,
    "Sweetie, can you give me a blowjob?"
    "What? Are you crazy!?"
    He says "Don't worry, it will be quick, no problem."
    "No!! Someone may see -- a relative, a neighbor, anyone..."
    "At this time of the night? No one will show up honey..."
    She insistantly says "I've already said NO. Someone will see us."
    At this point he pleas one last time, "My love... Please don't be like that..."

    At that moment, the girlfriend's younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown with her hair totally in disorder. Rubbing her eyes, she says,

    "Dad says either you have to blow him, I have to blow him, or he will come down and give the guy a blowjob himself,
    but for God's sake, tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the damn intercom button!"
     
  2. Gaga

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    Duh! what the .......
     
  3. AshaDii

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    What's it with guys and BJs ???? The guy was so in to it mpaka alitumia intercom button kupozea psychologically.....
     
  4. FaizaFoxy

    FaizaFoxy JF-Expert Member

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    Kasheshe!
     
  5. Speaker

    Speaker JF-Expert Member

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    sio kidogo tena
     
  6. Speaker

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    ...........hell is this
     
  7. afrodenzi

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    salaleeeee....
     
  8. pauline

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    mie na akili zangu za kushikiwa sijaelewa:biggrin1::biggrin1:,hio intercom button ndio nini????nifafanulieni na mie nicheke atiii......:A S-rose:
     
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