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What does a woman really wants

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Novatus, Dec 25, 2010.

  1. Novatus

    Novatus JF-Expert Member

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    Young King Mugisha was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring chiefdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Mugisha's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question.Mugisha would have a year to figure out the answer and, If after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death. The question was: What do women really want?

    Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, And to young Mugisha, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, He accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

    He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: The princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester.. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to consult the old witch, For only she would have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

    The last day of the year arrived and Mugisha had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first.

    The old witch wanted to marry Sir Kaitaba, The most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, And Mugisha's closest friend! Young Mugisha was horrified. She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, Smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.

    He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden, But Kaitaba, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Mugisha. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Mugisha's life. And the reservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered. Mugisha's question thus: 'What a woman really wants?'

    She said, ' Is to be in-charge of her own life;

    Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth. And that Mugisha's life would be spared. And so it was. The neighboring monarch granted Mugisha his freedom. And Kaitaba and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

    The honeymoon hour approached and, Kaitaba, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The astounded Kaiataba asked what had happened.

    The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, She would henceforth be her horrible and deformed self only half the time.. And the beautiful maiden the other half.

    'Which would you prefer? She asked him. 'Beautiful during the day .... or at night?'

    Kaitaba pondered the predicament.

    During the day he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends,
    But at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!


    Would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day?
    But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous, intimate moments with?

    (If you are a man reading this...) What would YOUR choice be?

    (If you are a woman reading this) What should YOUR MAN'S choice be?

    What Kaitabat chose, is given below:

    BUT... make YOUR choice before you scroll down below... OKAY?

    Noble Kaiataba, knowing the answer the witch gave Mugisha to his question, He said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself. Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time. Because, he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

    Now.... what is the moral to this story?
  2. Horseshoe Arch

    Horseshoe Arch JF-Expert Member

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    Hence Afu Lela ulela
  3. Good Guy

    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh teh teh men when i read the ending i almost died laughing this is awsome.and the moral is 'women wants to b incharge of their own life'. this is the best story i've heard ma men i give u all 5 stars.keep it up.