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What causes arthritis????

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Masanilo, Apr 27, 2010.

  1. Masanilo

    Masanilo JF-Expert Member

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    A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a Subway next to a Priest.

    The man's neck tie was stained, his face
    was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of Gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.Heopened his newspaper and began reading.

    After a few minutes the man
    turned to the priest and asked,'Say Father,what causes Arthritis?'

    The Priest replies, 'My Son, it's
    caused by loose living, being with
    cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man,sleeping around with prostitutes
    and lack of a bath.'

    The drunk muttered in response,
    'Well, I'll be damned, '
    Then returnedtohis paper.

    The priest, thinking about what
    he had said, nudged the man and
    apologized. 'I'm very sorry.
    I didn't mean to come on so strong.How longhave you had Arthritis?'

    The drunk answered, 'I don't have it, Father.
    I was just reading here that the Pope does.'


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  2. Bazazi

    Bazazi JF-Expert Member

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    Nimeipenda hiyo ya kuhukumu mtu kwa muonekano wake bila kutumia busara na weledi
     
  3. chloe.obrain

    chloe.obrain JF-Expert Member

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    inachekesha, nafikiri huyo Priest aliondoka bila kuaga. USIHUKUMU USIJE UKAHUKUMIWA!
     
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