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What about this.....?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Ambassador, Feb 2, 2011.

  1. Ambassador

    Ambassador JF-Expert Member

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    A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the
    pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some
    cyanide.”

    The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

    The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."


    The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give
    you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law”

    I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things
    will happen. Absolutely not! You can not have any Cyanide!"

    The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed
    with the pharmacist's wife......

    The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "You didn't tell me you had a
    prescription.”
     
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    The Man Member

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    Hii imetulia!
     
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    Gad ONEYA JF-Expert Member

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    I am at a tea break!
     
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    Ah! Mimi simo mchanga wa pwani huo, simo!
     
  5. Gaga

    Gaga JF-Expert Member

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    hahahhahahahaaaaa! kwe;i hii imetulia
     
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    Mmwaminifu JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo lazima that lady alipewa carton nzima
     
  7. Michelle

    Michelle JF-Expert Member

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    nimeipenda.......:clap2::clap2:
     
  8. Washawasha

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    wakamKolimba?
     
  9. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ahahahahahaaah!!
     
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    ahahahahahahaa lol this is cryz men lol
     
  11. Abbasy

    Abbasy Senior Member

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    Imetulia iyo
     
  12. Ambassador

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    Michelle hata thanks hakuna? Lol!
     
  13. Ambassador

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    Afrodenzi Avatar yako imenikuna sana, kuna mtu inanikumbusha.
     
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    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    duuhh sante mkuu
    itabidi uni pm uniambie nani lol
     
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    Will do so for sure
     
  16. afrodenzi

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    lol cant we8
     
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