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What a Joke!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by CAMARADERIE, Sep 2, 2011.


    CAMARADERIE JF-Expert Member

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    There's this guy in a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy and just drinks it all down.

    The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying."

    "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outraged, fires me.

    "When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police, they say they can do nothing.

    "I get a cab to return home and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away.

    "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar.

    "And just when I was thinking about ending my life by putting POISON in my drink, you show up and drink my poison
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    Wambandwa JF-Expert Member

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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa kwa kwaaaa.............