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What a delight for world's porno lovers: Now you have the high and noble porno soon

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Mbunge, Dec 31, 2009.

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    Mbunge Senior Member

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    African Pornos overjoyed, waiting for full body scanners at Africanairports




    NEWS reaching us in this Western part of Africa boils with sensational delight that pornographic websites are going to be rendered useless in a matter of days now when airports in some frenzied over -worried parts of the world start having full body scanners which will allow body part watchers and more to see the private parts of almost anyone in the world.

    The market is now witnessing a rapid voracious pricing scheme seeking to attach a price to body parts of every class of people related to their position in society, wealth, fame and piousness or lack of it.

    Highest priced show will be to watch live the secret parts of celebrities all over the world from the likes of the Trees and woods to superstars in cinema, music, football, swimming, athletics, basketball, kung fu and so on.

    Kings, queens, princes and princess are bound to attract the next expensive price followed by the Pope, Bishops, Arabian sheikhs and nuns. Imagine someone sending you a short message to your cellphone for you to watch what is between the legs of president so and so or his beloved madame or madames as with the King of Swaziland.

    Presidents and ministers of countries will be on the third tier followed by overdressed Indian,Chinese and Japanese ladies.

    However, there is a possibility that daughters and sons of presidents and ministers may fetch a higher price depending on how scandalous and self-seeking their parents are.

    Already manufacturers are working 25 hours a day to develop plug-ins that will automatically download most rare and expensive secret parts to members only website to satisfy the hunger of those who want to masturbate over celebrities, queens and princesses.

    All in all, airports all over the world are not going to be the same with so much funny to watch the private parts of the high, lofty, naughty but still dirty inside and more .....................................

    Just wondering aloud about those African presidents and ministers who like to travel so much are they really not going to be parading their private parts all over the world and leaving behind a trail of possible pornographic to be used by their enemies????
     
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    NGULI JF-Expert Member

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    Kweli we Mbunge kila kitu una post kwenye jukwaa la SI HASA
     
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    yegomwamba Member

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    mbunge,that's the merits and demerits of tekelinalokuijia!!!after all people who are working at the airports are so entrusted that we dont expect them to concentrate on pornos,they're after prohibited goods/harmful things.A doctor and nurse for example,how many times are they parading patients including mbunge?
     
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