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What A Confession???!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Nesindiso Sir, Dec 12, 2007.

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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    Girl : "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
    Priest : "What have you done my child?"
    Girl : "I called a man a son of a bitch."
    Priest : "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
    Girl : "Because he touched my hand."
    Priest : "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
    Girl : "Yes father."
    Priest : "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
    Girl : "Then he touched my breast."
    Priest : "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
    Girl : "Yes father."
    Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
    Girl : "Then he took off my clothes, father."
    Priest : "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
    Girl : "Yes father."
    Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
    Girl : "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
    Priest : "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
    Girl : "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
    (after a few minutes)
    Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
    Girl : "But father he had AIDS!"
    Priest : "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
     
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    Tuyuku JF-Expert Member

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    Heeee! Tena?
     
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    kabanga JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh
     
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    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahaha.
    Nalog off
     
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