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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Sheshejr, Mar 16, 2012.

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    Sheshejr JF-Expert Member

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    Katika harakati za kukuza teknohama worldwide, wajapan wameunda mashine ya kukamata wezi na kuipeleka nchi zifuatazo kwa majaribio: urusi, baada ya nusu saa ikakamata wezi 40, jamaica baada ya dakika 20 ikakamata wezi 100, Ghana baada ya dakika 15 ikakamata wezi 7860, China baada ya dakika 10 ikakamata wezi 2500, Tanzania baada ya dakika 5, mashine yenyewe ikawa imeibiwa.
     
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    kajoli.com Member

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    salaaaale! watu wanaiba mpaka ndani ya kituo cha polisi!! hii inji kweli kuna majiniasi, Yesu na maria
     
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    kwi..kwi itakuwa manzese hapo..
     
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    wa home JF-Expert Member

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    sio manzese kwamamaa sakina pale.
     
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    Teh teh bongoland
     
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    Kamzuzu Member

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    Itakuwa waliipeleka tandale mida ya jioni jioni
     
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    The Bleiz JF-Expert Member

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    Unga-limited au pale kona esso..
     
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    Duh,hawa pipo hatar sana
     
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    Peac Member

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    Report from teacher!
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    M2ru Member

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    Hapo itakuwa tengeru mazee
     
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    a gal Member

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    balaa sana
     
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    au matumbi la kimanga mwisho
     
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    Watakuwa waliiweka mtaa wa kongo kariakoo.
     
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    ebana mkuu umenichekesha sana, ebana pamoja sana,hhahahhaha
     
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    Ndinani JF-Expert Member

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    Itakuwa kwa mfuga mbwa!!
     
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    duh hyo kaliiiiiiii
     
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    kwa hiyo kwenye report ya utafiti waliandikaje?
     
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    siku hizi ni hatari kweli wanaiba hata mahakani pale kisutuwashaliza watu wengi kwenye magari bado ikulu tu..
     
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    Hahahaha!
     
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    Zimba Senior Member

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    Iyetataweee! Mweee!
     
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