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Wewe ni mvulana wangu wa pili

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Humphnicky, Dec 16, 2010.

  1. Humphnicky

    Humphnicky JF-Expert Member

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    Kuanzia nimebalehe, kila msichana nikimuuliza mimi ni bwana wako wa ngapi, utasikia we ni bwana wangu wa pili... akizidi sana utasikia wa nne.
    je mimi nina bahati gani ya kuwa napata wanawake ambao hawajatumika sana?
    Acheni wizi wanawake
     
  2. Fab

    Fab JF-Expert Member

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    usiulize hilo swali,what for???hutapata ukweli....
     
  3. St. Paka Mweusi

    St. Paka Mweusi JF-Expert Member

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    Una bahati ,wewe wanakuambia hivyo mi kuna mmoja nilimuuliza akaniambia kama sikosei utakuwa wa 168 ila sina kumbukumbu vizuri, nikachoka.......
     
  4. NewDawnTz

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    Hahaaa, bora wao wanakuwa wa wazi wanasema wa pili.

    Wengine (sijui kwa sababu haipimiki) wanawaambia binti za watu, yaani wewe ni wa kwanza na sijawahi kujua mwanamke mwingine!!! kumbe wa 22.5
     
  5. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    mapenzi + maswali = wizi mtu + udanganyifu.
    hii ni kanuni ya kweli kabisa ya mapenzi na inafanya kazi
     
  6. jino kwa jino

    jino kwa jino JF-Expert Member

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    ukitaka raha ya mapenzi usitake kuuliza maswali mengi kazi yako moja tu, sex sex sex, may be na future hapo mtaenjoy sana ila ukitaka kuumia na kudanganya uliza mambo ya nyuma (yaliyopita).
     
  7. Dena Amsi

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    Ha ha ha ha umedanganywa sana mkuu wa pili wizi mtupu. We ulitaka akwambie wa kwanza. Ukiona anasema wa pili hesabu mkichwa kaka
     
  8. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Kweli sex ni mbele kwa mbele, ukirudi tu nyuma utaumia moyo
     
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    KIDUNDULIMA JF-Expert Member

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    na wewe umemwambia kuwa yeye ni wangapi kwako?
     
  10. Henge

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    unajua maswali mengine huwa ni magumu sana na LAZIMA UDANGANYWE TUU!
     
  11. Kashaijabutege

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    Wajanja tunataka vitu used. Wakuja ndio watakao vitu vya dukani. Mimi raha yangu mwanamke aliyeachika walau mara tatu. Wanawake wa aina hiyo ni wavumilivu sana.

    Stop asking discouraging questions! Wewe mbona huulizwi umechovya mara ngapi?

    I love used apparatus.
     
  12. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Chapa ilale
     
  13. Mtego wa Noti

    Mtego wa Noti JF-Expert Member

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    basi we unabahati, mi nilishamuuliza akaniambia hakumbuki orodha, alisema ni wengi mno...wakati huo nilikuwa nimemaliza ku-do, nilikuwa mdogo kama pilton maana hata condom yennyewe sikuwa na imani nayo...kwa ufupi nilichananyikiwa mno.
    nadhani siyo vema kuwauliza hilo swali...ni waongo mno..
     
  14. St. Paka Mweusi

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    Soppooooort,na sijakiona tu kile kidude cha senksi nikikiona nitakutendea haki.
     
  15. Baba_Enock

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    The difference is the same - **** usinyaa na kutanuka! Hata kama ungekuwa wa 500!
     
  16. Kimbweka

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    :a s 109::a s 109::a s 109::a s 109::a s 109::a s 109::a s 109::a s 109::a s 109:

     
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    Derimto JF-Expert Member

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    Black Cat mimi namwomba huyo maana ameshamaliza anajua aina zote na pia ni mkweli maana hawa mabinti wamezidi sanaa.
     
  18. Sumbalawinyo

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    kuna demu aliniuliza mi ni bwana wake wa ngapi, nikamwambia huwa situnzi kumbukumbu.
    akaniambia ningejua mwanzo kabla hujanichakachua ningekuacha
     
  19. Elia

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    Ongeza swali la nyongeza.. Huyo kwa kwanza yupo wapi? utaambiwa South, UK USA, UAE ....etc (kwa watoto wa kishua)
     
  20. semango

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    ha!ha!ha!.......bora umegundua unadanganywa.siku hizi hakuna ambae sio 'used' labda umlee mwenyewe lakini wa kukutana nao mtaani wote ni used.cha msingi tu pima mwenyewe kiwango cha uchakavu wake maana ukibeba scraper kabisa itakua soo
     
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