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Wenye vigari vidogo someni hapa!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by KakaKiiza, Jul 11, 2011.

  1. KakaKiiza

    KakaKiiza JF-Expert Member

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    Juzi bwana nipo mitaa ya mwenge kuna baa moja inajulikana kwa jina la carabash!
    Akaja jamaa na Demu wake na gari loa dogo aina ya Vitz wakapaki pembeni mwa barabara karibu na mlango wakuingilia kwa wale mnaopafahamu nadha mtajua nisehemu gani naongelea nje kulikuwa na watu kibao wanapata lager kama kawa Sasa jamaa alichotibua ni kuweka katika aram ikawa inawasumbua watu pale watu sasa wakawa hawajui ninani mwenye gari!Mara akatokea watu wakaanza kumshambulia akawa ananata kamavile kasimamisha vogue!Basi Jamaa akamwambia usiactivate sound weka maana na wewe huko hapa hakauna wakukuibia jamaa akasema kwanyodo unadhani hii ni baisikeli??
    Dah!JAMAA AKAMWAMBIA HIYO NI"BABY WALKER"AKUNA WAKUKUIBIA WATU ACHA WACHEKE ETI BABY WALKER!!
     
  2. Majoja

    Majoja JF-Expert Member

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    Acha hizo, mimi nina hilo gari .
    Zamani nilikuwa na bodaboda si nimeukata?
     
  3. Perry

    Perry JF-Expert Member

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    Sa mbona hata haichekeshi?
     
  4. 22nd

    22nd JF-Expert Member

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    Wabongo kwa dharau nimewavulia kofia, huyo anayesema baby walker utakuta hata hela ya kula anapata kwa shida na anaitamani hiyo baby walker
     
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    Kakakiiza we kweli wa Bukoba Carabash,Aram hahaha!
     
  6. chitambikwa

    chitambikwa JF-Expert Member

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    zarau kama za ccm
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  7. Perry

    Perry JF-Expert Member

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    ccm inahuckaje na hlo 2kio mkuu..??
     
  8. Nzowa Godat

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    Tena kweli !
     
  9. King Kong III

    King Kong III JF-Expert Member

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    Haichekeshi mkuu,Jipange Tena
     
  10. Sizinga

    Sizinga JF-Expert Member

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    Umeona eehhh!! Story ndeeeeeeeefu, upupu mtupu!!
     
  11. masopakyindi

    masopakyindi JF-Expert Member

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    Nyie hamuelewi moral of the story.
    Pale Calabash kama hujafika ni kwa masharobaro.
    Kama huna shangingi au vogue weye usikae pale.
     
  12. Mpui Lyazumbi

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    Kwa hiyo?!
     
  13. mfianchi

    mfianchi JF-Expert Member

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    Mimi naviita Guta a.k.a mkopo ,hivi viguta ndio vinaleta msongamano wa magari hapa mjini ,vinatakiwa viwe vigari vya kujifunzia watoto shule za chekechea bana''wewe unalo?''ndio mimi nina TZ 11 wenye wivu wajinyonge kwa kuwa namiliki TZ 11 teh teh uwiiiiii
     
  14. mopaozi

    mopaozi JF-Expert Member

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    Mi natamani ipitishwe sera ya serikali kuwanunulia watendaji wote bebi woka hizo tutasave sana mihela mtu anafuatwa ouysterbay na VX V8 anapelekwa ofisini samora unajiuliza anayetokea arusha atumie usafiri gani??inasikitisha watu wanaishi kitajiri kwa gharama za kodi zetu!!!
     
  15. Mlachake

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    Mimi nakubaliana kabisa na mleta mada. Kwanini uweke gari alarm wakati ulipo kaa unaliona? Usumbufu bana, hata kama m2 una TZ 11, Uki activate alarm Bar tena mchana unakera.
     
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    Aine JF-Expert Member

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    Sasa ndio nini?
     
  17. Ernie

    Ernie JF-Expert Member

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    Jamani mtu si mtu ametoa chake kibomu akijua kuwa ni kichekesho sasa nyinyi mnakerwa na nini? acheni hizo bwana
     
  18. Baba_Enock

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    KakaKiiza umetukwaza sana sisi wamiliki HALALI wa Vitz!
     
  19. Lutala

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    Ha ha ha ha baby walker noma kweli
     
  20. WISDOM SEEDS

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    Sijaelewa kabisa... anyway nilipita tu
     
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