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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by daughter, Apr 12, 2010.

  1. daughter

    daughter JF-Expert Member

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    A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.Floor One: These men have jobs She is happy but continuesFloor Two: These men have jobs and love kids ‘That’s nice but I want more’Floor Three: These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking ‘Wow!’ she exclaims but goes aheadFloor Four: These men have job, love kids are good looking and they help in housework. “Oh mercy me! I can hardly stand it’Floor Five: These men have jobs, love kids, are gorgeous, they help in housework and have strong romantic streak. She is tempted to stay but goes onFloor Six: You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at HUSBAND STORE. PLEASE NOTETo avoid gender bias charges, the stores owner opened a new WIVES STORE just across the street.Floor One: Have wives that have sex.Floor Two: Have wives that love sex, have money and like beer.Floor Three, Four, Five and Six have never been visited.
     
  2. AK-47

    AK-47 JF-Expert Member

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    Mh! nashawishika kukubaliana na post yako..ni mtazamo tu.
     
  3. Noname

    Noname JF-Expert Member

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    Daughter u r playing with our minds:rolleyes:
     
  4. daughter

    daughter JF-Expert Member

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    May I know how?
     
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    matambo JF-Expert Member

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    Nothing to add,ni ukweli mtupu regarding women
     
  6. PJ

    PJ JF-Expert Member

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    women always want more
     
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