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Wedding March! Bridal Chorus! Here comes the bride!

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by X-PASTER, Dec 16, 2010.

  1. X-PASTER

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    Should be sung to traditional Here Comes the Bride song.

    German composer Richard Wagner wrote this song. The name of this song is "Bridal Chorus" though in English-speaking countries it is more commonly known as "Here Comes the Bride" or "Wedding March."

    Here comes the bride
    all dressed in white

    where is the groom?
    he's in the changing room

    why is he there?
    he lost his underwear

    now it's too late
    we have to celebrate!


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    Another silly version


    Here Comes the bride,
    all fat and wide.

    Here comes the groom,
    skinney as a broom.

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    One more silly version

    Here comes the bride
    fair, fat and wide,

    slipped on a banana peel
    and went for a ride


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    A really funny version!

    Here comes the bride
    All dressed in white
    Where is the groom
    In the toilet room
    Where is the ring
    In the toilet thing


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    Another Hilarious version!

    Here comes the Bride
    Where is the Groom
    Down on Second Street
    In a saloon.


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    Another Funny version!

    Here comes the bride
    Big fat and wide
    See how she wobbles
    From side to side.

    Here comes the groom
    Skinny as a room
    He'd wobble too
    If he had any room.


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    Another one to tickle you

    Here comes the bride
    All fat and wide
    Steps into a taxi
    falls out the other side.

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    Short Version

    Here comes the bride
    Short fat and wide
    Lift up her girdle
    And phew she is curdle

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    Additional line

    here comes the usher,
    The grand toliet flusher


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    Geographic twist:

    Here comes the bride
    All filled with pride

    Tripped with a trance
    I see London, I see France

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    Another version

    Here comes the bride,
    very fat and wide.

    Where is the groom?
    In the dressing room?

    Why is he there?
    Because he lost his hair!

    Why did he lose his hair?
    He dropped his underwear!
     
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    Here she comes on down the aisle
    Behind her veil she wears a smile
    In her hands the bright bouquet
    Daddy's here to give the bride away
    Best man fumbles for the band
    Groom puts it on her trembling hand
    Almost before the vows are through
    In her calmest voice she says, "I do."

    Here comes the bride
    Something old
    Here comes the bride
    Something new
    Here comes the bride
    Something borrowed
    And something blue

    She hears the sound of little feet
    But first there's a wedding cake to eat
    Guests line up to kiss the bride
    The groom feels like a lucky guy
    Up above the churchbells ring
    Preacher says which psalm to sing
    There was silence 'till a bride's maid sighed
    And someone said, "Here comes the bride."

    Here comes the bride
    Something old
    Here comes the bride
    Something new
    Here comes the bride
    Something borrowed
    And something blue

    (You may now kiss the bride)

    The veil goes back revealing bliss
    The groom leans in to take his kiss

    Here comes the bride
    Something old
    Here comes the bride
    Something new
    Here comes the bride
    Something borrowed
    And something blue...
     
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