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Wedding Day

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Fmewa, Aug 16, 2012.

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    Fmewa JF-Expert Member

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    [h=6]A man had never had Sex before, on their First Night after the wedding, the man entered the bedroom only to find His wife Completely Naked,
    wife asked, "Do you know what I want?" the Husband said, "NO!"
    The wife laid on bed then asked, "Do you know what I want?"
    husband Said, "NO!"
    The wife now spread her body on the Bed and Opened Her legs wide, then asked her husband, "Do you know What I want?"
    the Husband said, "YES!"
    "You want to have the Whole Bed alone!"
    [/h]Take care men
     
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    Wajad JF-Expert Member

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    Men of which century?
     
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    MTENDAHAKI JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahahahahhaha!u r the first one to make me lough today!
     
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    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh!
     
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    duh!jamaa mkali, sasa kwa nini alioa
     
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    its so fun!! big-up
     
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    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaa u have made my day!
     
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    Sheshejr JF-Expert Member

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    Dah nimecheka knoma....
     
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    Hahahaaa
     
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    hilo nalo swali kwakwel
     
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    HahahahahahHahhhhhhh... Swits...nashukuru sana aisee..chagua zawadi.
     
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    mentor mbona thread ya matani imedorora?
     
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    Manyanza JF-Expert Member

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    mentor mbona thread ya matani imedorora?
     
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    Manyanza ngoja nikaicheki.
     
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    Swts JF-Expert Member

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    peremende
     
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    Mentor JF-Expert Member

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    Za chokleti..maziwa..mint au??!
     
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