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Wedding Anniversary

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by De Javu, Jan 15, 2012.

  1. De Javu

    De Javu JF-Expert Member

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    Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
    really angry.

    She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
    driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

    The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
    up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
    gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

    Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
    the box back in the house.

    She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

    Bob has been missing since Friday.
     
  2. Architect E.M

    Architect E.M JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahah,, kwaiyo inamaana wife alikua bonge kiasi icho?? Hii hatari
     
  3. SHIEKA

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Funny. Looks like the woman was expecting a sportscar not a bathroom scale!
     
  4. Saint Ivuga

    Saint Ivuga JF-Expert Member

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    oya avator yako imenishtua huyo mdudu vipi:lol:
     
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