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We mbona macho mekundu.....

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by IrDA, Dec 10, 2011.

  1. IrDA

    IrDA JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna jamaa mmoja alikwenda ofisini J3 macho yake yakiwa mekunduuu!!
    Bosi akamuuliza, "wewe kulikoni??"

    Jamaa kajibu.."Jpili nlipokuwa kanisani mbele yangu alikaa mmama mmoja mneneeee, sasa tuliposimama wakati wa kuimba nyimbo za sifa, nligundua gauni lake limenasa kwy makalio ( MFEREJINI), sasa nlipoamua kumsaidia nilichomoe, akanitwanga ngumi jicho la kulia"

    Bosi akauliza mbona sasa na la kushoto ni jekundu??​
    Jamaa akajibu.."sasa nlipoona hakupenda mm kulichomoa ktkt ya makalio, nkaamua kulirudishia ndani MFEREJINI kama lilivyokuwa"​
     
  2. Roulette

    Roulette JF-Expert Member

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    Change kwanza avatar yako...
     
  3. IrDA

    IrDA JF-Expert Member

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    Jaman me mbona nilisoma kwenye post moja hivi ikisema mtu anaweza kuweka avatar yoyote ilimradi isiwe ya matusi au public offence
     
  4. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Duuu!!
     
  5. Jaluo_Nyeupe

    Jaluo_Nyeupe JF-Expert Member

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    sipati picha alivyorudishia ilikuwaje.
     
  6. KANCHI

    KANCHI JF-Expert Member

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    Kweli hiyo avator mbaya kwa me nadhani hata wana jf wengine wataniunga mkono. ITOE BANA!!
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  7. sijui nini

    sijui nini JF-Expert Member

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    duh..kweli hii avatar...mmmh...inaumiza macho bana!!
     
  8. sijui nini

    sijui nini JF-Expert Member

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    I think this can fall under public offence category..!!
     
  9. Tz-guy

    Tz-guy JF-Expert Member

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    Hadithi hii inatufundisha nini?
     
  10. StaffordKibona

    StaffordKibona JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa kweli Avatar hiii inatisha. It is Unthinkable
     
  11. Leonard Robert

    Leonard Robert JF-Expert Member

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    makubwa haya.
     
  12. Wa kusoma

    Wa kusoma JF-Expert Member

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    hii sio avotor bwana
     
  13. AMINATA 9

    AMINATA 9 JF-Expert Member

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    ur right ))))))))))
     
  14. AMINATA 9

    AMINATA 9 JF-Expert Member

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    hahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ckupatii nega unavo imagine kwa sasa loh!
     
  15. shizukan

    shizukan JF-Expert Member

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    Tumia akili ndugu yangu, hiyo avatar inawafanya watu wengine tusisimkwe mwili. Sijui inakupendezaje
     
  16. IrDA

    IrDA JF-Expert Member

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    sidhani katika dunia hii kama kuna mtu asiye na akili,labda wewe unayesema nitumie akili.....mtu mzima unasisimkasisimka hovyo
     
  17. Mr.Professional

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    anatakiwa kwenda kupata supu ya pweza na konyagi au coca cola msosi msisimko
     
  18. Mr.Professional

    Mr.Professional JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa hakwenda kanisani kusali kabisa inakuwaje badala ya kusali yeye anashobokea kuchomoa nguo kwenye mifereji ya wakinamama? Alistahili kupewa nakozi kabisa.
     
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    Kanyigo JF-Expert Member

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    Du unachomoa kwenye mfereji..nikikuona unamfanyia demu wangu nakunyonya makamasi..
     
  20. Cantalisia

    Cantalisia JF-Expert Member

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    Avatara yako inanisononesha kila nikiiangalia,
    Km hutojali ibadilishe bwana inaonyesha ukatili kwa watoto.
     
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