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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mbu, Jul 30, 2008.

  1. Mbu

    Mbu JF-Expert Member

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    Wapenda ligi watatu walibishana kuwa nani amekubuhu kwa ubishi kati yao . Wakaamua kila mmoja ahadithie ubishi wa haja alomfanyia mkewe ili wapime nani kubobea zaidi kwenye hiyo fani.

    Mbishi 1 akasema:
    Mi siku moja nilivyokuwa nje ya nchi nilimpigia mke wangu simu usiku kafungua simu hakusema haloo...kulaleki! na mimi nikakaa kimya sikuongea mpaka alfajiri wakati simu ilikuwa wazi.

    Mbishi 2 akatia:
    Mbona hiyo cha mtoto, mi siku moja nimerudi home nikagonga mlango mke wangu akaufungua lkn hakusema karibu mume wangu...aliniangalia tu...nikaona analeta madharau! sikuingia ndani nikasimama hapo hapo mlangoni mpaka asubuhi...huyoo nikatimua zangu job.

    Mbishi 3 akaunganisha:
    Hiyo nayo mbona cha mtoto tu, mi mke wangu tulipooana alikuwa anaona haya kunigusa...ananidengulia eti! na mimi sikumgusa na mpaka leo hatugusani.

    Mbishi 1 na 2:
    Aaaaaaaah faza! acha usanii, nyie si mna watoto wawili lkn?

    Mbishi 3:
    Na hao watoto sijamuuliza kawaokota wapi... kwani mi nataka mchezo!.
     
  2. BAK

    BAK JF-Expert Member

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    LOL!!!...Bingwa ni huyo mwenye watoto wawili wa 'kuokota'
     
  3. Typical

    Typical JF-Expert Member

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    Duu huyo kiboko...!!!
     
  4. N

    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    Kweli huyu kiboko!!! Hata wenzake wamekubali kushindwa!!
     
  5. Jaden

    Jaden Member

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    Ameniua kusema'kwani mi nataka mchezo?'.he cant be a man enough!
     
  6. MwanajamiiOne

    MwanajamiiOne Platinum Member

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    Hahahahah kweli huyo wa tatu kiboko!
     
  7. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    ebwana ndio!
     
  8. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo jamaa ana kasoro, si bure!
     
  9. BelindaJacob

    BelindaJacob JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha..madai yake kuwa jamaa ana kifua kweli!..thubutuu
     
  10. GP

    GP JF-Expert Member

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    mamamaaaaaahha, mbavu sina!.
    nlikua na hasira tangu asubuhi, baada ya kusoma hapa kwakweli hasira zote zimekwisha, niko fresh!, kweli JF is evrything duh.
     
  11. Kobe

    Kobe JF-Expert Member

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    duh huyu wa tatu kanivunja mbavu kwa kicheko.! huyu ndio bingwa.
     
  12. Sasha Fierce

    Sasha Fierce JF-Expert Member

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    oh my god i am rolling on the floor kwa kucheka maana nilivyokuwa namsoma huyo mchizi wa pili nilianza kucheka sana,hapo sijui kamkomoa nani eti kasimama mlangoni hadi hasubuhi,ila kuja kumsoma wa tatu huyo ndiyo alinimaliza mbavu zangu jamani tsk tsk tsk tsk mahoka hahahahahahaha.duh duniani humu kuna watu machizi sana si bure,
     
  13. Akili Unazo!

    Akili Unazo! JF-Expert Member

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    shemu vipi tena hasira za nini asubuhi yote au kuna nini ten kinaendelea?
    bado dada anakusumbua tu nikija dar nitakutafuta niwape kitchen party ya ndoa
     
  14. m

    mchamba wima Member

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    huyo wa3 atisha yakhe huku zanziberry ka huyo twamwita ngulii
     
  15. Kapwila Matulu

    Kapwila Matulu JF-Expert Member

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    Duuuh, matundiko ya weekend ni raha tupu, hakuna cha ufisadi wala politiki, ni kicheko tu!!
     
  16. Iza

    Iza JF-Expert Member

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    ndio hataki mchezo....thanx for starting ma furahi day
     
  17. Amosam

    Amosam Senior Member

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    Mbona hicho cha mtoto,kuna jamaa mitaa fulani kule mbagala mkewe amezaa na mpangaji wake na jamaa amewapongeza bila hata kuonyesha hasira,hadi leo wote wapo pamoja.
     
  18. Junius

    Junius JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu hii kali sana, huyu wa tatu ubishi wake wa hatari,du!!
     
  19. K

    Kicheche Member

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    hii ni kali kuliko big up!
     
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