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Wazungu na Bikidude

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by KakaKiiza, Mar 13, 2011.

  1. KakaKiiza

    KakaKiiza JF-Expert Member

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    Bi kidude alikwenda katika show london akafikia katika hotel ya kifahari akiwa chumbani kwake alichungulia nje akawaona watoto wa kizungu wanaogelea kwenye swimming pool naye akakumbuka mambo ya jahazi akatoka nje kimya akaingia kupiga mbizi alipoibuka watoto wote walipiga kelele na kukimbia walipoulizwa kuna nini walijibu kwa pamoja.There's a crocodile inside the pool!
     
  2. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    hah! mtu kawa crocodile?
     
  3. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Dah!! Sasa wangekumbana na sura ya Mugabe je?
     
  4. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha haha! Naenda kukusemea.
     
  5. khauka

    khauka Senior Member

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    Hahahaa... Nimefurahi sana
     
  6. X-PASTER

    X-PASTER Moderator

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    Bi kidude angekuwa ni mama yako mzazi ungefurahi pia!?
     
  7. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    dah hii hatari jamani,bibi wa watu kawakosea nini?
     
  8. m_kishuri

    m_kishuri JF-Expert Member

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    WAZEE WETU deserve better than thAT.:sad:
     
  9. mafiakisiwani

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    kwani kakufanyaje?
     
  10. Isaac

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    Nini Mugabe? Ndio wakutane na kitu Wasira!
     
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    Doctar New Member

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    Dah ! samahani kwani wazungu wamwmfanyanini marehemu mbona naona habari tu ?:rockon:
     
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    mbuyake Member

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    inachekesha sana na nzuri
     
  13. Totos Boss

    Totos Boss JF-Expert Member

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    Hukujua kuipanga mimi sicheki
     
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    kasukububu Member

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    Hivi kumbe kuna shule hazijafunguliwa bado?? Sa ndo nn hiii
     
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    mkalimwafrika Member

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    acha tu ndo wange mweka kweny makmbush kabisa...
     
  16. mtamanyali

    mtamanyali JF-Expert Member

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    wizara ijitahidi kukataza watoto wa shule kutumia simu shuleni
     
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    Geofrey Andrew Sanga JF-Expert Member

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    Sema wangeona huku pinda pale wasira na palee mzee lemy ongala katikati awepo mkapa wangeongeza s
     
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