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Wawindaji.. True story

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by TheChoji, Feb 15, 2011.

  1. TheChoji

    TheChoji JF-Expert Member

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    Wawindaji wawili na wauzaji maarufu wa ngozi za chui mkoani arusha walikubaliana kwenda porini kuwinda. Kufika kule, wakafikia kwenye kibanda chao walichokijenga maalum kwa kujihifadhi kipindi wakiwa huko porini.
    Kesho yake asubuhi, Nanyaro alichukua bunduki na kumwambia mwenzie abaki kibandani wakati yeye akienda kuwinda.
    Akiwa porini, ghafla Nanyaro anamuona chui na kumpiga risasi lakini bahati mbaya risasi inamkosa!
    Kwa hasira chui yule akaanza kutimua mbio kuelekea alipo Nanyaro. Nanyaro kuona vile, akatupa bunduki na kuanza kukimbilia kwenye kile kibanda huku akimpigia mwenzie kelele " Aiseee fungua mlango..! Fungua mlango Nakufaaa..!
    Bahati mbaya Nanyaro alipokaribia kwenye mlango wa kibanda akajikwaa na kuanguka. Wakati huo huo, yule chui nae akawa tayari ameruka juu ili amdake Nanyaro!
    Kutokana na spidi kali ya yule chui, Nanyaro alipoanguka chui akapitiliza mlangoni na kuingia hadi ndani! Nanyaro kuona vile, akainuka haraka na kuufunga mlango kwa nje, kisha akamwambia mwenzie aliyeko ndani : " Aisee Mbise, chui wa kwanza huyo nimemleta. We anza kumchuna mi ngoja nikatafute mwingine"!
     
  2. Globu

    Globu JF-Expert Member

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    Safi sana Bob.
     
  3. Babu Lao

    Babu Lao JF-Expert Member

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    Wewe ni mkaree kwa tungo!!!!
     
  4. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ahahahahaaah!! Hii kali aisee..
     
  5. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Duuuuuuuuuuu!:sick:
     
  6. StaffordKibona

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    Kaaazi kwekweliiiiiiii
     
  7. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    very funny!!
     
  8. m

    mzawahalisi JF-Expert Member

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    mh! alafu umekomalia ni ya kweli, we kakuadisia nani ama wewe ndo mwindaji2?
    All in all nimecheka pekeyangu kama kichaa. Ninapo soma story huwa nina predict end of story kabla cjamaliza, lakini hii chaka mpaka mwisho.
     
  9. Ney wa Barca

    Ney wa Barca JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahahahahaha! hii kiboko!
     
  10. Mr.Professional

    Mr.Professional JF-Expert Member

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    nanyaro anaakili za kukopa kwa uamuzi aliochukua nimeupenda
     
  11. Fixed Point

    Fixed Point JF Bronze Member

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    ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaa, analo hilo Mbise
     
  12. BIN BOR

    BIN BOR JF-Expert Member

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    :clap2: nimeipenda japo sidhani ni true story
     
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    Mmwaminifu JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo Mbise imekula kwake! Du!
     
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    Mwera JF-Expert Member

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    Nanyaro nimtu katilisana sana wala hana huruma bora angeufungua mlango labda jamaa angepata upenyo akakimbia.
     
  15. Michelle

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    maskini mbise......:A S 20::A S 20:
     
  16. Qulfayaqul

    Qulfayaqul JF-Expert Member

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    kaaaaaaaaaazi kwelikweli
     
  17. Vinci

    Vinci JF-Expert Member

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    dah! wewe ni mkali..nimekukubali. gud one man.
     
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    B'REAL JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahah...duh!lazimaa mbise alidataaaa
     
  19. K

    Kitangawizi Member

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    Eee hiyo kali huyo nyanyaro harudii tena kuwinda.
     
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