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wavutaji wa bangi

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by nurbert, Aug 24, 2012.

  1. nurbert

    nurbert JF-Expert Member

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    wavutaji wa bangi wa wili walikamatwa na askari wakivuta bangi... Walipopelekwa mahakamani hakimu akawaamuru adhabu yao iwe kuwashauri wavutaji wenzao waache kuvuta bangi na baada ya mwez waje na takwimu ya wavutaj walio wa convince kuacha.
    Siku ya kutoa riport ikawa hvi

    Hakimu: enhee mvutaj wa 1 umeachisha wangapi?
    Mvutaji1: 15 mheshimiwa...
    Hakimu: ulitumia njia gani?
    Mvutaji2: nliwaambia athari za bangi na madhara kw ujumla

    Akamuulza wa pili
    Hakimu: enhee ww uliwaachisha wa ngapi?
    Mvutaji2: nliwaachisha kama 185 hv...
    Hakimu: mh ww umewezaje kuachisha idadi kubwa km hyo?
    Mvutaji2: mm nlitumia criteria kua ukikamatwa af upelekwe gerezani kama uliingia na 0713 utatoka na 0713
     
  2. nurbert

    nurbert JF-Expert Member

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    only 4 great thinkers
     
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    pretty n JF-Expert Member

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    Mh cjakusoma af mbona cjacheka............
     
  4. AMARIDONG

    AMARIDONG JF-Expert Member

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    Haichekeshi ya kiduanzi tuuu
     
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    Kitaeleweka JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaa kama iliingia na o unatoka na O hata hapa hamuelewi?
     
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    Unaingia na kitundu unatoka na tobo.
    Hahahaaaaaa!
     
  7. nurbert

    nurbert JF-Expert Member

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    only 4 great thinkerz
     
  8. nurbert

    nurbert JF-Expert Member

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    Mmeisoma! Ny ndo ma greti sinka
     
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    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Huyu wa pili alikuwa na teknik kali ile mbaya hata kama ingekuwa mimi ningeacha
     
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    nurbert JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha!
     
  11. Bishop Hiluka

    Bishop Hiluka Verified User

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    Duh, aliingia na tiGO akatoka na tiGO!...
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    hiyo trik ni kali, na imewatisha wakaogopa
     
  13. nurbert

    nurbert JF-Expert Member

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    Sanaaa
     
  14. ZENITH

    ZENITH JF-Expert Member

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    Wewe ndo umeeleweka ila yeye ameandika 'ukiingia na 0713 utatoka na 0713',kuna tofauti gani hapo?
     
  15. Ston Merchant

    Ston Merchant JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahaha.......... nimeikubali........ shavu sna ........
     
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    wikolo JF-Expert Member

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    Unatakiwa ujue kwanza hiyo code ni ya mtandao gani na pili ukiangalia vizuri kwenye uzi, hiyo ya kwanza ni ndogo na ya pili ni kubwa tena imekolezewa. Nadhani kwa ufafanuzi huo utakuwa umemuelewa mtoa mada.
     
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    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Hiyo 0713 ya pili si aliibold kindo cha kuibold ikawa kubwa zaidi
     
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    teh teh teh!
     
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