Wauswazi wenzangu, mnakumbuka matani? Twende, twendee, twendeee

[micind]

duh hujui spoku za baiskeli:shock::shock: unaishi wapi??

 

[micind]

Macho ka ndulele..twende twende...twende...
Nakumbuka ukizidiwa unamwambia mwenzako...ngoja nitasema ulivyofanya matusi na fulani...hapo ananywea anaanza kukubembeleza

hahahaaa umenikumbusha aisee enzi hzo utoto bwana raha sanaaa

 

[Super Sub Steve]

miguu kama spoku za baiskeli twende twendeeeeeeeeeeeee....mpaka leo sijajua spoku za baiskeli ndio nini na zikoje?

Serious hujui spoku za baiskeli?

 

[momentoftruth]

Eti domo kubwa chapati hukunji

 

[007 De Souza]

hahahahaha! kichwa kama boga la usangu

 

[mawazo stress]

Mrefu kama ngongoti!

Sura ka msururu wa siafu twende twende

 

[cellinityo-murdch]

macho kama ndubwi twende twende (ndubwi cjui ndo kitu gan ) yan ilikua noma sanaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Bazenga01]

Dah enzi hizo ilikua hatari sana. Wapambe sasa ndio walikua wanapandisha hasira.
Umenikumbusha jamaa mmoja alikua na mwili mdogo kuliko wote anaongea haraka haraka kama cherahani, alikua kama 'Amalinze the cat' no one had ever beat him.

 

[Bazenga01]

Hivi yalikua yanaitwa matani au malani??

 

[BansenBurner]

Hivi yalikua yanaitwa matani au malani??

Yalikua yanaitwa Malani mkuu.

 

[Wapoti]

Kidevu kama ncha ya dengu.

Au kama kona ya sambusa

 

[ARISTOTLE79]

Tuliyaita MASARAZO

 

[ARISTOTLE79]

Twende twende mkun..du. juu juu kama fiat

 

[Bazenga01]

Umekomaa mpaka nazi wavunja kwa ugoko

 

[Jhene Aiko]

Eti domo kubwa chapati hukunji

hahahahahkwikwikwipwaa

 

['Umarr P]

twende twende masikio kama sungura, twende twende kichwa kama boga twende twendeeeeeee

 

[KML]

mdogo wangu alikua hajui malani kwaio alikua anakupa...eti twende twende...suruali kama kaptula...viatu kama shati...

 

[chanongo]

ugoko kama delly la ice cream twende......twende
tumbo kubwa kushiba kwa jiran twende twende

 

[MajorOne]

Domo kubwa chapati ukunji.. twende twende sasa.. hilo nimelizid..

 

[MajorOne]

Halafu kulikuwaga na katabia kama mtu amekuzid matani.. akikutania unamwambia mwenyewe au mara mbili yake.. hahaahhahahahaha