Wauswazi wenzangu, mnakumbuka matani? Twende, twendee, twendeee

[Greater thinker]

Mgongo ka meza ya kahawa tweendee tweendee...

Macho ka kete za pool...tweendeee tweendee..

Mfupi ka mabetriii tweeennnddeee twendee

Meno ka folen ya madumuu twendee twendee..

 

[Zuia Sayayi]

Kidevu kama ncha ya dengu.

 

[Kibanga Ampiga Mkoloni]

Macho ka kete za pool.

Duh! Si kweli USWAZI kulikuwa hakuna pool , Unless uniambie wewe wa 1990's/2000's

 

[Daz_k]

tumbo kama pakacha la maembe

 

[Mtego wa Noti]

mweusi mpaka mkaa unakuogopa....

 

[Msarendo]

Yah! Man umenikumbusha long time ago.

 

[Jestina]

miguu kama spoku za baiskeli twende twendeeeeeeeeeeeee....mpaka leo sijajua spoku za baiskeli ndio nini na zikoje?

 

[Jestina]

pua kama donge la sabuni lol twende twendeeee....

 

[daughter]

twende twende mavi ya mbuzi kwenu karanga,twende twende...

 

[daughter]

mikono ka mchimba kaburi twende twende

 

[ZeMangi]

Macho ka ndulele..twende twende...twende...
Nakumbuka ukizidiwa unamwambia mwenzako...ngoja nitasema ulivyofanya matusi na fulani...hapo ananywea anaanza kukubembeleza

 

[Jestina]

Macho ka ndulele..twende twende...twende...
Nakumbuka ukizidiwa unamwambia mwenzako...ngoja nitasema ulivyofanya matusi na fulani...hapo ananywea anaanza kukubembeleza

hahaha

 

[libent]

umelegea utadhani umekula mlenda twende twende

 

[Mpiga Nyoka]

pua kama mshumaa twende twendee

 

[MR. DRY]

Twendeeee twendeeee umekomaa mpaka ukitema mate yanadunda.....
Hahaha long time ago ilikuwa hiyo nilikuwa nakijidaftari cha matani.

 

[MR. DRY]

Nini nini nini nini "huyu jamaa alilala na mama na baba usiku kujigeuza akashika uboo wa baba na kumwambia baba ile betri ya redio hii hapa"
bado unataka tena nini nini nini nini...........

 

[ZeMangi]

Nini nini nini nini "huyu jamaa alilala na mama na baba usiku kujigeuza akashika uboo wa baba na kumwambia baba ile betri ya redio hii hapa"
bado unataka tena nini nini nini nini...........

ha ha ha....

 

[ZeMangi]

Twende twende...ndo maana mrefu kama mwaka wa njaa..twende...twende...

 

[kuru]

muone meno kama jembe
mnene mpaka unashindwa pita mlangoni
mfupi kama nyadundo

 

[Rosweeter]

Mashavu ka mimba ya panya ..... twendee.. twende....
meno ka mla nyama za watu.....
mikono mirefu ka mchimba kaburi... haya sasa....