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Wauswazi wenzangu, mnakumbuka matani? Twende, twendee, twendeee

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Greater thinker, Nov 9, 2011.

  1. Greater thinker

    Greater thinker JF-Expert Member

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    Mgongo ka meza ya kahawa tweendee tweendee...

    Macho ka kete za pool...tweendeee tweendee..

    Mfupi ka mabetriii tweeennnddeee twendee

    Meno ka folen ya madumuu twendee twendee..
     
  2. Zuia Sayayi

    Zuia Sayayi JF-Expert Member

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    Kidevu kama ncha ya dengu.
     
  3. Kibanga Ampiga Mkoloni

    Kibanga Ampiga Mkoloni JF-Expert Member

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    Duh! Si kweli USWAZI kulikuwa hakuna pool , Unless uniambie wewe wa 1990's/2000's
     
  4. D

    Daz_k Member

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    tumbo kama pakacha la maembe
     
  5. Mtego wa Noti

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    mweusi mpaka mkaa unakuogopa....
     
  6. Msarendo

    Msarendo JF-Expert Member

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    Yah! Man umenikumbusha long time ago.
     
  7. Jestina

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    miguu kama spoku za baiskeli twende twendeeeeeeeeeeeee....mpaka leo sijajua spoku za baiskeli ndio nini na zikoje?
     
  8. Jestina

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    pua kama donge la sabuni lol twende twendeeee....
     
  9. daughter

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    twende twende mavi ya mbuzi kwenu karanga,twende twende...
     
  10. daughter

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    mikono ka mchimba kaburi twende twende
     
  11. ZeMangi

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    Macho ka ndulele..twende twende...twende...
    Nakumbuka ukizidiwa unamwambia mwenzako...ngoja nitasema ulivyofanya matusi na fulani...hapo ananywea anaanza kukubembeleza
     
  12. Jestina

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    hahaha
     
  13. libent

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    umelegea utadhani umekula mlenda twende twende
     
  14. Mpiga Nyoka

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    pua kama mshumaa twende twendee
     
  15. MR. DRY

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    Twendeeee twendeeee umekomaa mpaka ukitema mate yanadunda.....
    Hahaha long time ago ilikuwa hiyo nilikuwa nakijidaftari cha matani.
     
  16. MR. DRY

    MR. DRY JF-Expert Member

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    Nini nini nini nini "huyu jamaa alilala na mama na baba usiku kujigeuza akashika **** wa baba na kumwambia baba ile betri ya redio hii hapa"
    bado unataka tena nini nini nini nini...........
     
  17. ZeMangi

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    ha ha ha....
     
  18. ZeMangi

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    Twende twende...ndo maana mrefu kama mwaka wa njaa..twende...twende...
     
  19. kuru

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    muone meno kama jembe
    mnene mpaka unashindwa pita mlangoni
    mfupi kama nyadundo
     
  20. Rosweeter

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    Mashavu ka mimba ya panya ..... twendee.. twende....
    meno ka mla nyama za watu.....
    mikono mirefu ka mchimba kaburi... haya sasa....
     
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