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Watoto wa kabila hili ni noma (Season I)

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by komedi, Mar 10, 2011.

  1. komedi

    komedi JF-Expert Member

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    Wakiwa kwenye mazoezi ya kuogelea, walimu walipata shida na mtoto mmoja wa kabila fulani kwani alikuwa analia sana akidai kuwa hawezi kuogelea kwa kuwa anaogopa kufa.

    Mwalimu mmoja kwa kuwa anawajua watu wa kabila hilo vizuri akamwita yule mtoto mbele ya walimu wengine na mahojiano yakawa hivi:

    Mwalimu: Ebu niambie kwa nini hutaki kuogelea na wenzako?
    Mtoto: Naogopa kufa
    Mwalimu: Kwani nini unaogopa kufa?
    Mtoto: Baba atanichapa.
     
  2. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    Hahahahahahahah hii kali
    anaogopa kufa ajili atachapwa
    Mmhhh
     
  3. MVUMBUZI

    MVUMBUZI JF-Expert Member

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    Ni kabila gani sasa hiyo?
     
  4. komedi

    komedi JF-Expert Member

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    Mh! naogopa!!!! watanichapa!!!
     
  5. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    safi kabisa dogo,kufa na maji kutaka
     
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    hii ni kali duuuuhh!!!!
     
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    kwi kwiii kwiiii kwiiiiiiiiiiiiii
     
  8. komedi

    komedi JF-Expert Member

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    Kabisaa!!!! halafu ukirudi nyumbani baba anakuchapa. Dogo kumbe hajakatazwa kuogelea, na si kwamba hawezi, ila akifa tu ndo noma, baba atamchapa.
     
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    eliyap1 Member

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    ya ukweli
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Kazi kweli kweli..
     
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    mtoto anaonesha hajuwi kufa ni nini
     
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    sweetlady JF-Expert Member

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    huyo mtt ni noma! 2tajie bas anatoka kbla gn? Ha2kuchap kwl tn?
     
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    sweetlady JF-Expert Member

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    wakuchape kwn umekufa? Ukfa ndo watakuchapa! Ila hufai ww! Tehe, tehe, teheeee!
     
  14. MAMMAMIA

    MAMMAMIA JF-Expert Member

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    Duh! Huyu dogo noma kweli. Kwi kwi kwi!
     
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    teh teh teh!
     
  16. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    .....ni kabila la.....
     
  17. Mshume Kiyate

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    Ahahaha!! imekaa vzr
     
  18. komedi

    komedi JF-Expert Member

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    Senksi dude...na Season II imeshatoka tayari...ila tumia parental guide.
     
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