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Watch the wall

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mpita Njia, Jan 9, 2012.

  1. Mpita Njia

    Mpita Njia JF-Expert Member

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    A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.

    They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years, and then finally dies. A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the pallbearers are again carrying out the casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out,

    "Watch the wall!"
     
  2. Mbimbinho

    Mbimbinho JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaaaaaaaa, huyo husbend balaa, anaogopa miaka mingine kumi ya ndoa,
     
  3. Heart

    Heart JF-Expert Member

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    hahaahaa...nimeipendaa aiseee!!
     
  4. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaha
     
  5. Jaluo_Nyeupe

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    eti ndo kasemaje?
     
  6. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Watch the wall otherwise atafufuka tena,duuh!
     
  7. Mr.Professional

    Mr.Professional JF-Expert Member

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    Hiyo ndo shida ya kuishi na mtu wakati ulishamchoka
     
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