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Watani zangu wangoni.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by St. Paka Mweusi, Oct 21, 2010.

  1. St. Paka Mweusi

    St. Paka Mweusi JF-Expert Member

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    Siku moja nilitembelea kijiji fulani wilayani songea.Kufika huko nilipafurahia kwelikweli,siku moja jioni nilibahatika kupata mwanamwali kigori asiye na mfano.Tukakubaliana tutafute nafasi ya kujipumzisha,tulipopata sehemu ikawa tunajiandaa kwa shughuli iliyo mbele yetu,basi mwenzangu alipotoa mavazi yake nikagundua kuwa hakuwa na nguo ya ndani,nikamuuliza vipi mbona hujavaa ch..pi akanijibu leo sio zamu yangu kachukua dada kaenda nayo sokoni.
     
  2. Ngalikihinja

    Ngalikihinja JF-Expert Member

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    Isije ikawa huyo dada yake ni wewe..............:heh: ..........Kwali wamwene..........
     
  3. NATA

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    wewe ulukuwa umevaa?
     
  4. Pearl

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    kwani ww ulitaka avae mda huo?si ulitaka avue jamani?:photo:
     
  5. Charles Mtekateka

    Charles Mtekateka Verified User

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    Tehe teheeeeeeeee!
     
  6. St. Paka Mweusi

    St. Paka Mweusi JF-Expert Member

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    Raha yake umsaidie kuitoa si unajua kuku mtamu ni unayemkimbiza mwenyewe si wa kumkuta bandani.
     
  7. Pearl

    Pearl JF-Expert Member

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    ah ah ah u made my wknd dia ngoja nikatafute amalula ah ah ah :A S kiss:
     
  8. St. Paka Mweusi

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    The Following User Says Thank You to Pearl For This Useful Post:

    Paka mweusi (Today) ​
     
  9. TUNTEMEKE

    TUNTEMEKE JF-Expert Member

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    Kwel we paka mweusi
     
  10. Ndibalema

    Ndibalema JF-Expert Member

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    Aisee paka nakumbuka hata mimi ilinikuta hiyo maeneo ya mwanalumango uzaramoni. lakini nilipomwuliza swali kama lako nikajibiwa
    "....kavaa dada kenda nayo kwa n'dhungu"
     
  11. St. Paka Mweusi

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    Umekubali eenh,gonga thanks basi hapo.
     
  12. St. Paka Mweusi

    St. Paka Mweusi JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahahahaha mkuu hii ya kwako kali mi nakuwa mdogo wako.
     
  13. WABUSH

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    Mkuu huyo bint atakuwa wa dodoma, ila by that time alikuwa songea!!!
     
  14. Madikizela

    Madikizela JF-Expert Member

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    upenga sana wenga, pamdidi waku golya ng'ina... yaani hapo nakusifia mtani you have made my day!!
     
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    Kindimbajuu JF-Expert Member

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    usengwili
     
  16. Ngalikihinja

    Ngalikihinja JF-Expert Member

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    Tangu ndali MDIDI sifa.......??? Tangu nda KUPENGA ni kwe sifa.......... Undighi ni kwa waka haafu ujo ukumpe sifa............?? Magonu aga maligu ni ge sifa..................... DOLI YA NYOKO............
     
  17. Ngalikihinja

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    Asengwi kwa kiki.......??? MALIGU...........??? Au niwe nau valavalaa....??? Va muhekelee maligu........??? AKULIGI SANA OYU.....
     
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    Upanga Senior Member

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    Mboli mboli
     
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