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Watani mpoo?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by kindafu, Jan 13, 2012.

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    kindafu JF-Expert Member

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    This is so Good!!! WACHAGAAAAAAAAAA...............

    Two chaggas were standing at the golden gates of heaven awaiting
    Simon-Peter, the angel to clear them in order for them to get into
    the Kingdom of God.

    After telling Simon-Peter what their names were, Simon-Peter looked
    at the list of acceptees to Heaven that he had with him and noticed
    that Massawe and Kimaro (their names) were not on it.

    "hmm...that's strange" said Simon-Peter to the two guys, "your names
    don't seem to be on the list". After some protests from Massawe and
    Kimaro, Peter agreed to go and check with God himself, to verify
    whether these two indeed had been admitted to the Holy Kingdom.

    He departed and came back a few minutes later after consulting with
    the Heavenly father, but when he came back to the gates, his eyes grew
    wide with shock and disbelief. "Oh heavens!!" he said to
    himself.....he started running frantically back to see the Heavenly
    father, shocked beyond belief. Panting, gasping and hysterical he
    told God:" Master! Master!They are gone!!! They are gone!!".

    Confused for a second, God asked....."Who, the Chaggas??".

    "No, Master!" Simon-Peter replied frantically..."The Golden
    Gates!!".
     
  2. SHIEKA

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Yeeeeeees! Even in Heaven Chaggas would do their thing! And this time it was easy 'cause they were two. Too bad, the Heavenly Father didn't comment on the disappearance of the golden gates! I imagine He said: 'I knew it! It is their profession these bastards!
     
  3. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha,dah! kweli hao watani zako.Nalog off
     
  4. Jaluo_Nyeupe

    Jaluo_Nyeupe JF-Expert Member

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    hawa jamaa noma.
     
  5. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Chagas!
     
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    dmatemu JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaha inachekesha ila tutake radhi.
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh ....!
     
  8. ZeMangi

    ZeMangi JF-Expert Member

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    urewedi avae?hetize aho mpare?mwashigha kula maguro?
     
  9. rifwima

    rifwima JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa wanaiba hadi geti la mbinguni!!!!!!!!!
     
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    kindafu JF-Expert Member

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    Samahani mtani kama nimekugusa pabaya, ila si huu unadhaniwa kuwa ni utani? Au umefanana mno na ukweli?
     
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    MUMY A JF-Expert Member

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    this is toooo much... Khaa!!
     
  12. Mphamvu

    Mphamvu JF-Expert Member

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    mambo ya yule mbunge?
     
  13. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    hii inawezekana maana mmmh!
     
  14. ruaaika

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    Matumizi mazuri ya nafasi!
     
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