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Waongo walipokutana

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Perry, Sep 6, 2011.

  1. Perry

    Perry JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna wanandoa wawili walikua na tabia ya kudanganyana ktk ndoa yao..siku moja mke alilala nje na aliporudi asubuh,mumewe akamuulza alipolala,ye akamwambia alilala kwa rafiki yake wa kike,mumewe akaamua kuwapigia marafik zake 10,kuwaulza ka mkewe alilala kwao bt wote walikataa kwamba hakulala kwao.cku ya pili mumewe nae akalala nje aliporud asubuh akamwambia mkewe kuwa amelala kwa rafk yake,mkewe nae akaamua kuwapigia marafik wa mumewe 10 kuwaulza ka mumewe alilala kwao bt cha ajabu marafki zake 8 walikubali kuwa jamaa alilala kwao na 2 walisema alilala kwao na hadi wkt huo alikua bado yuko huko kwao.
     
  2. Jaguar

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    Ndo tatizo la muongo kutetewa na muongo mwenzie!
     
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    dah! Kweli noma
     
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    Dah hiyo nimecheka maana nilikuwa sijacheka toka asubuhi.
     
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    huh..................hii noma
     
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    Tutatoana mapafu mkuu,
     
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    Tehe tehe tehe tehe, tena jamaa anasistiza shemeji jamaa yupoa au nikupe uongee naye kabisa kumbe ndiyo anamuunguza kabisa jamaa.
     
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    so wanaume ni waongo kuliko wakushoto mwao
     
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    sio waongo tuu, wanalindana ile mbaya
     
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    Wanaume sio waongo sana ila wanawake ndo wanadanganyika kirahisi.
     
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    Ndugu hii nzuri sana nimeipenda, inachekesha.
     
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    Teh teh teh....
     
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    dah wote 8 na bado kwa mkewe yupo kwa wakati ule! au ni mzimu nini?
     
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    Nimeipenda hii kaka, ila utatutoa mapafu mkuu!!!!!
     
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    usikumbushe mbali mwenye isha wai nitokea.
     
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    ogopa sana marafiki waongo
     
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    dah hatari hii!!!
     
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    hehehehehe!!!!umeona wanaume walivyozidi uongo na they support one another
     
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    Hii imetulia, sa hapa ipi mbaya ya mke au mume
     
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