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Wanyama wangekuwa na ID JF

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Viol, Apr 11, 2012.

  1. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Wanyama wangekuwa na uwezo kuwa na IDJF hizi zingekuwa post zao ChitChat.

    Mende:rafiki zangu nina furaha yaani nimeupuka kijanja kukanyagwa na binadamu.
    Mbu:Mi ni HIV posite baadaye ya kunyonya damu ya mtu bila kinga,
    Paka:mwanangu wa 7 ananiuliza baba yangu ni nani?hata sikumbuki
    Kuku:kesho mkiona sijareply humu mjue nimeliwa.
    Mbuzi:Wakuu wiki ijayo msitoke nje Eid imekaribia
    Kiitomoto:>(anamreply mbuzi),nina bahati mi ni haramu.
    Mbuzi:>(anamreply kitimoto),we niombee kwa wakati mgumu nilio nao kumbuka baada ya Eid kuna mwaka mpya wa kichina
    lazima uliwe.
    Ng'ombe:nataka nimnyonyeshe mtoto ila nimeshakamuliwa mapema.
    mbwa:Nawachukia wahehe nimeponea chupuchupu.

    endeleza...........
     
  2. Jovegg

    Jovegg Member

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    Nawewe ungesemaje?
     
  3. Bishanga

    Bishanga JF-Expert Member

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    Simba: yaani binadamu ni wa ajabu,na heshima yote niliyonayo hapa serengeti eti binadamu ananibandika jina la katimu ka mpira ka hovyo tu nasikia kako kariakoo huko.
     
  4. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    we utakuwa umeingia na ID ya chura
     
  5. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Chura:msimu huu majia yanakauka mapema sijui tutaenda wapi.
     
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    amiride JF-Expert Member

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    kambale; jamani mvua hazijaanza mwenzenu nimebakia kichwa tu huku chini ya udongo
     
  7. S

    SI unit JF-Expert Member

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    Excellent
     
  8. Mussa kiraka

    Mussa kiraka Senior Member

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    nzi na kampeni ya kuzuia kipindupindu. hawa madokta nao viherehere wanatangaza ili iweje?
     
  9. ze encyclopedia

    ze encyclopedia JF-Expert Member

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    SIMBA: Washkaji naitaji dawa ya kuongeza m**oo ili iendane na manguvu yangu... maana hiki ki bamia wakati mwingine kero tupu
     
  10. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Nyoka:nasikia kesho kichaka kitachomwa moto sijui tukimbilie wapi
     
  11. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Panya:nasikia kuna tetesi tumewekea sumu
     
  12. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    halafu mwenzake anajibu.............tuwe makini sana kama tunapenda kuishi
     
  13. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Square
     
  14. Mussa kiraka

    Mussa kiraka Senior Member

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    kunguni je atasemaje?
     
  15. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    atasema:kuanzia mda wowote magodoro yanaweza kuanikwa juani sijui tutajificha wapi
     
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    katoto Member

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    Labda samaki angesema
    Sisi wanyama ni wanyama, hatuwezi kufanana na wana JF. Asilimia kubwa tunalalamika kuhusu kitu ambacho binadamu atatufanyia. Hapa JF ni kwa binadamu, mimi narudi baharini kwangu, hapa hakuna oxygen
     
  17. Kipstech

    Kipstech Member

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    Kunguni: kwani hawa watu hawasimi taa ninyonye? Nataka kulala leo mapema.
     
  18. muuza ugoro

    muuza ugoro JF-Expert Member

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    mjusi; binadamu bana, wantengeneza ceiling board nzuri halafu wanakanyaga chini, cheki c 2navozikanyaga kwj raha zetu.
     
  19. toghocho

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    jamani inamaana wana jf wananjiangalia wao tu? maana post zote yaelekea hao ndugu wangejiangalia uhai wao....
     
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