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Wanawake!!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, Oct 28, 2011.

  1. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    How a man withdraws cash from the ATM: (1)Park the car. (2)Go to ATM. (3)Insert card. (4)Enter PIN. (5)Take money. (5)Drive away. ---------------------------- How a woman withdraws cash from the ATM: 1)Park the car. 2)Check makeup. 3)Turn off engine. 4)Check makeup. 5)Go to ATM. 6)Hunt for ATM card in the purse. 7)Insert card. 8)Hit cancel. 9)Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written. 10)Insert card. 11)Enter PIN. 12)Take cash. 13)Go to car. 14)Check makeup. 15)Start car. 16)Stop car. 17)Run back to ATM. 18)Take ATM card. 19)Back to car. 20)Check makeup. 21)Start car. 22)Check makeup. 23)Drive for a kilometer. 24)Release HAND BRAKE!
     
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    Mmwaminifu JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, ngoja waje wenyewe wathibitishe hili lol....
     
  3. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Nawasubiri Husninyo na wenzie!
     
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    africa6666 JF-Expert Member

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    Umesahau mbili mkuu XX)Run back to ATM, X Xi) Take a purse
     
  5. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Duu,kazi ipo!
     
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    Nehondo JF-Expert Member

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    hiyo si kweli mnatusingizia
     
  7. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Kama unataka kusafiri pamoja na mwanamke,kama safari ni saa 2 kamili mwambie safari ni saa 12 kamili,hapo angalau mtaliwahi bus likitoka getini ubungo terminal!
     
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    Nehondo JF-Expert Member

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    yeah hiyo kweli ila hiyo ya ATM hapo juu imeongezwa chumvi
     
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    patience96 JF-Expert Member

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    mkuu, hiyo ni longo longo!
     
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    hayaka JF-Expert Member

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    hiyo ni kwa girls and not for ladies.
     
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    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    I tink dat iz tru.
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    kuna ukweli sana. Esp make up, wanajiangaliaga mno.
     
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    Mshiiri JF-Expert Member

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    Hatufikirii sana next event or sequence of events to accomplish a task efficiently. Hasa kitu kikihusu nje ya miili yetu. Tuna ubinafsi wa hali ya juu. We only think ourselves all the time. Kudhibitisha hatuwezi kusahau pedi, kuvaa chupi, kuzuia matiti, kama tunataka au kutoa dudu wakati wa siku mbaya. Tunakumbuka na dates za siku kama hizi huwa tunayeyusha kama tunataka. Kuna ukweli sana.
     
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    mama jemima Member

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    hiyo ya hand brake kweli! Natamani ingekuwa inajitoa yenyewe, mi mpaka niendeshe kidogo, ndo nakumbuka sijaitoa lol! Ila hiyo ya ATM imeongezwa kachumvi lol!
     
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