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Wanawake ni Nomaa!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by KakaKiiza, Oct 9, 2011.

  1. KakaKiiza

    KakaKiiza JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa mmoja alikua anakata roho na mkewe alikua karibu nae akimuaga huku akitapatapa kwa maumivu, jamaa kuona haponi tena akamwambia mkewe. "mke wangu naomba unisamehe kuna kosa kubwa nimekufanyia, nilitembea na dada yako, mdogo wako, rafiki yako na mama yako!!" *Mkewe nae akamnong'oneza "nafahamu yote hayo ndio Maana nikakupa SUMU.!!
     
  2. Husninyo

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    Wanaume ni noma zaidi.
     
  3. KakaKiiza

    KakaKiiza JF-Expert Member

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    Haaaaa we Husninyo acha hizo nyi mmezidi sasa mwenziyo aliona kumaliza yote ni SUMU!!
     
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    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    mwanaume ndio kayasababisha lakini. Angetulia yasingemkuta.
     
  5. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Wanawake wauwaji jamani!
     
  6. Ennie

    Ennie JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo aliyekuwa anataka kumuondoa mwenzie kwa msongo wa mawazo au UKIMWI sio muuaji?
     
  7. Lady N

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    mwanaume angetulia yote hayo yangetokea? na wanawake wote hawa waliojaa hivi ndio achuke dada, mdogo, mama na rafiki za mkewe!!!! kama kafanya hivi kwa mkewe huko nje si zaidi?
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    huyo mwanamke katili ivo wa wapi?
     
  9. KakaKiiza

    KakaKiiza JF-Expert Member

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    Hakustaili kupewa sumu!!
     
  10. Husninyo

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    alistahili kunyongwa kwa mikono.
     
  11. KakaKiiza

    KakaKiiza JF-Expert Member

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    Duh!! I wish could i see you!!
     
  12. Husninyo

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    hahahaha! May your wish come true.
     
  13. FM stereo

    FM stereo Senior Member

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    kuna wanaume pia wanawapa wake zao sumu?
     
  14. Mzee

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    Wanawake hawana uchungu. Ni wauaji.
     
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