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wanawake msikitini!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by korino, Mar 4, 2012.

  1. korino

    korino JF-Expert Member

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    imamu kawaambia wanawake mckitini,anaeteswa na mumewe kati yenu asimame,woote wakasimama kasoro mmoja tu kabaki amekaa. imamu akamwambia"mashaallah wewe huteswi na mumeo"? akajibu,"kanivunja miguu cwezi hata kusimama"!!!
     
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    dmatemu JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaha safi kweli kweli
     
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    dmatemu JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaha astaghafilulahi......
     
  4. Mtalingolo

    Mtalingolo JF-Expert Member

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    Msikitini huwa hawakai wanawake na wanaume sehem moja sa sijui imamu alipataje kuwaona hao wanawake??
     
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    mgodi JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu umeleta kichekesho kizuri, lakini tukukumbushe kuwa wanawake na wanaume wanakaa vyumba tofauti msikitini.
     
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    dedam JF-Expert Member

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    labda imam alikuwa ni ke
     
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    Rejao JF-Expert Member

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    Bora umemwambia...
     
  8. korino

    korino JF-Expert Member

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    itakuwa baada ya sala imamu alihitaji kuongea na wanawake! kwahyo imamu alikuja upande wa wanawake
     
  9. Kinyungu

    Kinyungu JF-Expert Member

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    ina maana hata sauti ya imam hawaisikii? Au kuna kuwa na maimum wawili wakati wa swala?
     
  10. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    Poor her
     
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    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh teh teeeeh
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Tell him
     
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    USUAL Member

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    Mzaha kwenye dini hakunaga, achaga hizo utakuja udondokewe uchapwe bakora.
     
  14. Ally Kombo

    Ally Kombo Verified User

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    Hainaa maana ! Labda ungesema Kanisani, Msikitini kuna nidhamu na kuna mipaka. Wanaposwali wanawake, mwanaume hawezi kufika wala kuwaona ! Jipange Mgalatia !
     
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    pilu JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo mdada alo kaa amenihuzunisha sana jamani!
     
  16. Mkazuzu

    Mkazuzu Senior Member

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    Ndo hapo itabidi tujue maana ya jokes,maana angezungumzia uhalisia isingechekesha hata!labda niulize imamu wa kike anaitwaje?
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Mashroud Member

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    Msituchanganye hebu tuezeni mipaka ya mzaha/jokes. Then tuendelee.
     
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