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Wanawake bana!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Junius, Jun 18, 2009.

  1. Junius

    Junius JF-Expert Member

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    A woman goes to Mozambique to attend a 2-week company training session.

    Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. [​IMG]

    She answers: "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you? [​IMG]

    "The husband laughs and says: "A Mozambican girl!!!

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    "The woman keeps quiet and leaves.



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    Two weeks later they met at the airport and the husband asked:



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    "So, honey, how was the trip?"



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    "Very good, thank you.."

    "And, what happened to my gift?"

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    "What gift?" She asked.

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    "The one I asked for - the Mozambican girl, do you remember?"



    "Oh, that" she said.



    "Well, I did what I could;



    Now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl!!!"



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    The husband collapsed [​IMG]



    "Don't tempt a woman, She might be too Intelligent

    And has a mean way of revenge".





    I am out of here
     
  2. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    Duuuu!itabidi arudi hukohuko ili akamzae nakumlea,2me marufuku.
     
  3. A

    ALLY KILUNGUZO SALUM Member

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    I see this is great!

    Ally kilunguzo salum
     
  4. senator

    senator JF-Expert Member

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    Hata ningekuwa mie ningepiga mweleka kwa kauli hiyo!
     
  5. Sipo

    Sipo JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa alikuwa anatania tu, bahati mbaya tena imekula kwake
     
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