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Wanaume tumeumbwa matesoooo.....kuhangaika!!

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by majany, Oct 23, 2012.

  1. majany

    majany JF-Expert Member

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    MEN CAN'T WIN ...
    If you work too hard, there is
    never any time for her.
    If you don't work enough,
    you're a good-for-nothing
    bum.
    If she has a boring repetitive
    job with low pay, this is
    exploitation.
    If you have a boring repetitive
    job with low pay, you should
    get off your ass and find
    something better.
    If you get a promotion ahead
    of her, that is favoritism.
    If she gets a job ahead of you,
    it's equal opportunity.
    If you mention how nice she
    looks, it's sexual harassment.
    If you keep quiet, it's male
    indifference.
    If you cry, you're a wimp.
    If you don't, you're an
    insensitive bastard.
    If you put a woman on a
    pedestal and try to protect
    her from the rat race, you're a
    male chauvinist.
    If you stay home and do the
    housework, you're a pansy.
    If you thump her, it's wife
    bashing.
    If she thumps you, it's self-
    defense.
    If you make a decision
    without consulting her, you're
    a chauvinist.
    If she makes a decision
    without consulting you, she's a
    liberated woman.
    If you ask her to do something
    she doesn't enjoy, that's
    domination.
    If she asks you, it's a favor.
    If you appreciate the female
    form and frilly underwear,
    you're a pervert.
    If you don't, you're gay.
    If you like a woman to shave
    her legs and keep in shape,
    you're sexist.
    If you don't, you're
    unromantic.
    If you try to keep yourself in
    shape, you're vain.
    If you don't, you're a slob.
    If you buy her flowers, you're
    after something.
    If you don't, you're not
    thoughtful.
    If you're proud of your
    achievements, you're full of
    yourself.
    If you don't, you're not
    ambitious.
    If she has a headache, she's
    tired.
    If you have a headache, you
    don't love her anymore.
    If you want it too often,
    you're oversexed.
    If you don't, there must be
    someone else.
     
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