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Wanaume tumeumbwa matesoooo.....kuhangaika!!

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by majany, Oct 23, 2012.

  1. majany

    majany JF-Expert Member

    Oct 23, 2012
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    MEN CAN'T WIN ...
    If you work too hard, there is
    never any time for her.
    If you don't work enough,
    you're a good-for-nothing
    If she has a boring repetitive
    job with low pay, this is
    If you have a boring repetitive
    job with low pay, you should
    get off your ass and find
    something better.
    If you get a promotion ahead
    of her, that is favoritism.
    If she gets a job ahead of you,
    it's equal opportunity.
    If you mention how nice she
    looks, it's sexual harassment.
    If you keep quiet, it's male
    If you cry, you're a wimp.
    If you don't, you're an
    insensitive bastard.
    If you put a woman on a
    pedestal and try to protect
    her from the rat race, you're a
    male chauvinist.
    If you stay home and do the
    housework, you're a pansy.
    If you thump her, it's wife
    If she thumps you, it's self-
    If you make a decision
    without consulting her, you're
    a chauvinist.
    If she makes a decision
    without consulting you, she's a
    liberated woman.
    If you ask her to do something
    she doesn't enjoy, that's
    If she asks you, it's a favor.
    If you appreciate the female
    form and frilly underwear,
    you're a pervert.
    If you don't, you're gay.
    If you like a woman to shave
    her legs and keep in shape,
    you're sexist.
    If you don't, you're
    If you try to keep yourself in
    shape, you're vain.
    If you don't, you're a slob.
    If you buy her flowers, you're
    after something.
    If you don't, you're not
    If you're proud of your
    achievements, you're full of
    If you don't, you're not
    If she has a headache, she's
    If you have a headache, you
    don't love her anymore.
    If you want it too often,
    you're oversexed.
    If you don't, there must be
    someone else.