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wanaume kuweni makini na uongo wenu hahahahahah

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Nivea, Oct 2, 2012.

  1. Nivea

    Nivea JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa mmoja baada ya kufumaniwa akifanya mapenzi na mke wa mtu alikimbia uchi hadi nyumbani kwake.

    Mkewe akamuuliza,"Kuna nini mbona uko hivyo?"

    Jamaa akajibu,"Nimevamiwa na majambazi,wameninyang'anya kila kitu hadi nguo!"

    Mke akamwambia,"Pole sana hao majambazi wakorofi sana! Wamekuvalisha mpaka condom?!"

     
  2. Watu8

    Watu8 JF-Expert Member

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    nyie kina dada mnapenda sana kudanganywa na ndio maana uongo hautaisha.
    ukiambiwa ukweli unaona kama waongopewa and vice versa...
     
  3. SnowBall

    SnowBall JF-Expert Member

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    Yale yale ukiwa muongo inabidi uwe smart!
     
  4. mshana org

    mshana org JF-Expert Member

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    Natafuta sehem ya ku like sioni.ngoja nisitie neno naweza nikaharibu.umeongea kile kilichopo
     
  5. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Unamwambia majambazi yenyewe yalikuwa ya kike, yaani hapa yalitaka kukuibia hadi wewe ndiyo nikafanikiwa kuyaponyoka..
     
  6. Filipo

    Filipo JF-Expert Member

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    unaakili sana wewe! Good!!!
     
  7. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Kudanganya ni wajibu wetu na kudanganywa ni haki yao..
    Ni lazima tutimize wajibu wetu Bana, no matter how tense is the situation..
     
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