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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Raia Fulani, Apr 13, 2011.

  1. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    Binti wa kinyakyusa hata kabla hujaanza kutia neno, ile unamsalimia: dada vipi? Huku umekaziwa jicho la taharuki Utasikia, 'fipi kifipi, we!'
     
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    Kundasenyi Member

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    du! Hiyo kali
     
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    mchajikobe JF-Expert Member

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    Fipi kifipi?mi ntamwambia fipi kifile file,alafu namshika mkono kumwongoza machinjioni!!!
     
  4. Mwanakili90

    Mwanakili90 JF-Expert Member

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    easy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&&&&&&!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  5. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    No wonder toto moja la kinyakyusa nililotaka kuliimbisha lilikuwa lina hofu utadhani kasimama juu ya paa la nyumba. Hivi makabila mengine inakuwaje?
     
  6. Pukudu

    Pukudu JF-Expert Member

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    dah hiyo ni kweli hata mie ishanitokea watoto wa kinyakyusa wana defence mechanism wasitongozwe
     
  7. Nazjaz

    Nazjaz JF-Expert Member

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    Kabila letu ukiwa unapigwa tongozo ni marufuku kukunja uso, wala kushika majani, wala tusiangalie pembeni au chini. Tunaambiwa tumtazame mwanaume usoni, umkatae au umkubali huku ukiwa na tabasamu na sura ya furaha.
     
  8. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    nyie ndio wale 'sambi ni sako mwenyewe' au ndio hao hao 'fipi kifipi?'
     
  9. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Dah!! Kama ni hivyo wanaume wengine wanaweza kushindwa kushusha mistari.
     
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    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    Tununu....
     
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    Bajabiri JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahhahahaaa
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....
     
  13. wapalepale

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    daaaaaaah hiyo red imenitisha sana kama mgeni wa matongozo unaweza airisha tongozo zako...teh teh
     
  14. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    true. Wale wanaotoka mbeya moja kwa moja ni waoga sana kutongozwa.
     
  15. sweetlady

    sweetlady JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahahahaha! Uwiiiii RF umenvunja mbav zng! Hyo hofu inaletwa na nini? Hahahahaha!
     
  16. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    wanatamani sana filifyomenywa ila wana hofu itakuwaje
     
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    sweetlady JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahahaha! Ckuwez ndg yangu!
     
  18. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    He he heeeh!!
     
  19. Husninyo

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    Hahahahaha! Mbavu zangu.
     
  20. boma2000

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    hajatongozwa tayari kesha 'wachia mlango wazi'. hivi nikweli eh wanayakyusa wako hivyo!
     
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