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WanaJFwawili wajadili Majukwaa Hatari hapaJF

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by SHIEKA, Mar 4, 2012.

  1. SHIEKA

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    WanaJF wawili,Kabakabana naTHK DJAYZZ wakutana nakuzungumzia majukwaa ya JF.Mazungumzo yao yalienda hivi:
    Kabakabana:Jukwaa la siasa naliogopa sana.
    THK: Kisa? Hupendi siasa?
    Kabakabana:Si kwamba sipendi siasa ila wee acha tu.THK,una habari kwamba Jukwaa la Siasa lina mods wengi kuliko majukwaa mengine?
    THK: Kwani hapo tatizo ni nini?
    Kabakabana:Yaani kujazana mods wengi hapo wewe huoni tatizo? Kwanza: Ni rahisi mtu kushushiwa ban kwenye jukwaa hili. Yaani ukikosea kuweka 'k' kwenye jina la rais halafu ukaandika kiwete, umekwisha! Unakamatwa juu kwa juu.
    THK:Wacha wee!
    Kabakabana:Unafikiri? Halafu majina ya hao mods yamebeba hisia za ukali
    THK:Ehe! Kama vile?
    Kabakabana:paw, si unajua kiganja cha mguu wa simba kilivyo hatari? Ndo jina la mod rafiki yangu.Mwingine ni Silencer, yaani mnyamazishaji. Halafu kuna Fang yaani meno ya nyoka mwenye sumu. Kisha kuna Painkiller, yaani mwondoa maumivu utakayopata ukishushiwa ban. Halafu usimsahau RR, Russian Roulette.unawekewa mtutu wa bastola kichwani!
     
  2. Nicas Mtei

    Nicas Mtei JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha. Nimecheka.
     
  3. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Dah hii nimeipenda sana aisee Ngoja nikawaite wahusika waje waisome faster
     
  4. jchofachogenda

    jchofachogenda JF-Expert Member

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    Mbona mmesahau moderator aitwae X-.PASTER. Huyu mod namkubali sana kwa maamuzi yake yenye busara na hekima.
     
  5. Rejao

    Rejao JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaha..hii joke yako imesimama!!
     
  6. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    Hahahahahaha lol.
    Very funny ..thanks :)
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Umesomeka mkuu !
     
  8. SHIEKA

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Yaelekea Kabakabana aliyakumbuka majina yenye maana katika hisia zake. Kwa ajili hii akalisahau jina la X-PASTER.
     
  9. kiraia

    kiraia JF Gold Member

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    Hivi Asprin sio MOD?
     
  10. SHIEKA

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Hili swali tumwachie Kabakabana.Bila shaka atalijibu.
     
  11. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    mi nadhani klorokwini naye ni mod
     
  12. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    thanks,joke imesimama
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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  14. Bambanza jr.

    Bambanza jr. JF-Expert Member

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    Langu gumu ndo maana mnalikaushia?
     
  15. dazipozi

    dazipozi JF-Expert Member

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    Mimi Je?mmenisahau au makusudi,Mx
     
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