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Wanafunzi wa siku hizi bhana

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Bayo, Aug 22, 2011.

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    Bayo Senior Member

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    Katika shule moja mwalimu wa uraia akiwa darasani anakata pindi, maongezi yalikuwa hivi na wanafunzi.

    Mwalimu: raisi wa kwanza wa Tanzania ni Nye

    wanafunzi: Kunyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
     
  2. Terrire

    Terrire Member

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    Mbavu zote vunjika vunjika
     
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    torres0909 Member

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    Teh teh teh!
     
  4. First Born

    First Born JF-Expert Member

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    under 18.
     
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    Mapujds JF-Expert Member

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    Ndugu unatuvunja mbavu
     
  6. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha kweli noma! Ila hakuna neno la kiswahili linaloandikwa (Bhana)
     
  7. LiverpoolFC

    LiverpoolFC JF-Expert Member

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    Hv kuna baadhi ya shule zipo likizo?
     
  8. mikatabafeki

    mikatabafeki JF-Expert Member

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    huh tumefika hko
     
  9. Mitchell

    Mitchell JF-Expert Member

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    du hii noma
     
  10. Prof Gamba

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    Teh teh teh teh!!!!!!!!!!!
    Hiki kituko wala sina hamu hapa... duh!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Bayo Senior Member

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    prof ndo kizaz cha mchina
     
  12. Nyani Ngabu

    Nyani Ngabu Platinum Member

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    Very funny
     
  13. Kwamex

    Kwamex JF-Expert Member

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    Duh! Ila imenikumbusha baadhi ya maticha na maswali yao kwenye mitihani, utakuta swali "Waziri wa miundombinu ni mh. John Pombe Magu......?
     
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    Bayo Senior Member

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    najua, hio imekaa kiclouds zaid, habar zenyu bhana
     
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    Bayo Senior Member

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    gu maji, hawakawii kugb hvo
     
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    mja JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha haaaa. hivi watu huwa mnafikiri nini.., yaaani mbavu sina mie...... duh
     
  17. Kaka Sam

    Kaka Sam JF-Expert Member

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    hii mambo yakufupisha maneno ili mwenzio amalizie yapo kwa wachaga sana, ukisimuliwa hadithi unaweza jikuta we ndo umehadithia hadithi nzima badala ya kusikiliza;-

    Mangi; si nilimpigia simu lakini haku....
    sam: ...hakuja

    Mangi: nikaona isiwe shida, nikaamua nimfa...
    sam: ...ukaamua umfate.

    Mangi: kumbe kule alikuwa na ma..
    sam: ...manzi wake.

    wachaga mpooooooooooo
     
  18. pangalashaba

    pangalashaba JF-Expert Member

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    kwa style zao za siku hizi wangejibu Magugumaji.
     
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    Bayo Senior Member

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    <br /kk we acha tu hawa madent wa sahv washadata, mchina noma
     
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    Bayo Senior Member

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    <br />sam umewagusa kina kavishe, urio, urassa na wengineo
     
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