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Wana wa jf :pombe noma

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mr.mpemba, Dec 1, 2011.

  1. M

    Mr.mpemba Member

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    Chapombe alikua anasafiri kwenye treni siku ya tatu bila ya kuonja akamuona mtu mbele yupo na chupa ya biere akakiepeleka mdomoni na kui2a chini kwa kua jamaa alikua na usongo na bia akamlia temingi yule mwenye bia alipozubaa jamaa akatambaa nayo chini kwa chini akachukua chupa ya bia na na kuifakamia fasta ghafla akaitoa mdomoni muda si muda yule jamaa akawa anaitafuta chupa yk kumbe ile ilikua sio bia bali yule jamaa alikua na tatizo la kujaa mate mdomoni kutokana na kichefuchefu so alikuwa akii tumia ile chupa kutemea mate dah uroho noma jamaa hoi mijicho haaah chapombe kutafika anataka kukaa anataka
     
  2. kikahe

    kikahe JF-Expert Member

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    Samahani nimekosea njia
     
  3. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    sitaki tena pombe,sitaki nakataa,sitaki katukatu,sitaki asilani...... Nalog off
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    ulafi mbaya...
     
  5. Sniper

    Sniper JF-Expert Member

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    Ahahaha chapombe kameza mimate ya jamaa, 'kampiga mdenda'
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    mbaya ukute mimate inanuka, duuuuuh.
     
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    Sniper JF-Expert Member

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    Afu ukute ina mikohozi pia, ile ya njano njano ile...teh teh teh
     
  8. NusuMutu

    NusuMutu JF-Expert Member

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    Lakini Watengenezaji wanakwambia;'NOT FOR SALE TO PERSONS UNDER 18, DONT DRINK AND DRIVE, DRINK RESPONSIBLY...' Ukiyatimiza yote hayo,walatini walisema; IN VINO VERITAS..
     
  9. mopaozi

    mopaozi JF-Expert Member

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    Pombeee were wereee mi nshalala bafuni c mchezo
     
  10. Mphamvu

    Mphamvu JF-Expert Member

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    sijui kuhusu hii remix, ila original version mwana alichukua chupa ya mgonjwa wa TB iliyokuwa na makohozi!
     
  11. Roulette

    Roulette JF-Expert Member

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    what a disgusting joke...
     
  12. zumbemkuu

    zumbemkuu JF Bronze Member

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    mbona haichekeshi? inaudhi, shwaini.
     
  13. KANCHI

    KANCHI JF-Expert Member

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    Unajua kwamba huyu jamaa ka2toka Duniani!! Mr Ebbo.
     
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