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wana Jf mnayo taarifa hii?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by mtamanyali, Dec 20, 2011.

  1. mtamanyali

    mtamanyali JF-Expert Member

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    wanasiana wapatao 40 walikua wanakwenda kijijini kufanya kampeni bahati mbaya gari lao lili pata ajali mbaya njiani karibu na shamba la mkulima mmoja. mkulima kuona hivyo alichimba kaburi la pamoja na kuwazika wote, polisi walivyofika wakamkuta yule mkulima
    wakamuuliza waliopata ajali wako wapi akajibu nimewazika wote,polisi akamuuliza unauhakika wote wamekufa? mkulima akajibu, aahhh!! kuna baadhi walikuwa wakilalamika lakini siunajua wanasiasa walivyokuwa waongo nilijua wananidanganya mimi nikazika wote
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  2. W

    Wababa Senior Member

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    Hahahahahahahahaha tena walikuwa wa CCM hao.
     
  3. obsesd

    obsesd JF-Expert Member

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    hahaha kwel kijan hao...................
     
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    Lady G JF-Expert Member

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    haahhahaha nimecheka pekeyangu ka mwendawazimu
     
  5. Apollo

    Apollo JF-Expert Member

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    Teheteheeeeee. Kweli kabisa. Alistahili kuwazika kabisa.
     
  6. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahaaaaaa ngoja tumchagulie wanasiasa tunaotaka wazikwe then hata km hawatapata ajali tuwazike hivyohivyo
     
  7. Kyaratu

    Kyaratu Member

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    nampa pig up huko mfukiaji
     
  8. Utamaduni

    Utamaduni JF-Expert Member

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    Japo ni marudio,

    Any way kwa kuwasijaisoma siku nyingi nimerudia kuichekea............
     
  9. HorsePower

    HorsePower JF-Expert Member

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    Duu huyo mkulima ni kiboko!
     
  10. Eeka Mangi

    Eeka Mangi JF-Expert Member

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    Hawa jamaa walivyo waongo hata familia zao huwapa ahadi za uongo. Yaani wao wamesomea uongo.
     
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    Kifulambute JF-Expert Member

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    Angewalima kwanza ndio akawazika
     
  12. che wa Tz

    che wa Tz JF-Expert Member

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    Wasira hakuwepo?
     
  13. MUREFU

    MUREFU JF-Expert Member

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    khaaa... Hii ya ukwel
     
  14. Mtalingolo

    Mtalingolo JF-Expert Member

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    Duuh jamaa wapunguze siasa maana kwa mtindo huu watazikwa wazima kweli.. So funy...
     
  15. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    walikuwa magamba
     
  16. mtamanyali

    mtamanyali JF-Expert Member

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    wasira alichelewa gari.
     
  17. nimie

    nimie JF-Expert Member

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    Hii ndo maana halisi ya wanasiasa wa nnji yetu.
     
  18. Kichwa Ngumu

    Kichwa Ngumu JF-Expert Member

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    Ipo vzr, ila nadhani hao watakuwa wa ccm
     
  19. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahahaha! Nicheke ninenepe nikonde nina mume!!.
     
  20. Zipuwawa

    Zipuwawa JF-Expert Member

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    hii kali
     
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