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Wamefanikiwa kwa mbinde!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Ralphryder, Jan 3, 2012.

  1. Ralphryder

    Ralphryder JF-Expert Member

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    Ilikuwa majira ya saa 5 usiku. Mi niko kwa miguu kando kando ya barabara ambayo ina kichaka upande wa kulia. Nikasikia purukushani ikitokea kichakana kwa muda mrefu,nikabana pembeni nishuhudie kitakacho tokea. Mara akaibuka bonge la baunsa huku nguo zake zikiwa zimeraruliwa ovyo! Nikamuuliza kulikoni? Akajibu,"sio hao washamba, tena mafala tu alafu wageni hapa mjini,si wamenikameruni lakini kwa mbinde"!
     
  2. Perry

    Perry JF-Expert Member

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    Copy nd paste.
     
  3. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Ila wamefanikiwa.
     
  4. sakapal

    sakapal JF-Expert Member

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    kwikwikwikwi japo kopy en paste nimecheka bila mbinde kwikwikwiiii
    baunsa hoi
     
  5. Complicator EM

    Complicator EM Senior Member

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    Nina wasiwasi mleta mada huenda ndo kazi yake. Mada zako zote ni za ushoga, I daut of u.
     
  6. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Inaonekana mimba inakusumbua unatafuta ubuyu
     
  7. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Brrrahahahahaaah!
     
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