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Wameanza tena!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Pure nomaa, Jan 6, 2012.

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    Pure nomaa JF-Expert Member

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    ...............................Peter na mdogo wake John walikuwa wanalala kitanda kimoja cha spring na wazazi wao.wakati wa usiku wazazi wao walikuwa wanavizia peter na john wamelala na kuanza kufanya mapenzi.kutokana na kitanda kunesanesa wanapofanya mapenzi peter na john wakawa wanajikuta wanaanguka.peter na john baada ya kufanya uchunguzi wakagundua kuwa wanaanguka kutokana na kitanda kunesanesa wakati wazazi wao wanapofanya mapenzi.siku moja usiku peter alishtuka kutoka usingizini na kuwaona wazaz wao wakijiaandaa kufanya mapenzi.............. ndipo peter alipomwamsha john na kumwambia "jishikilie vizuri wameanza tena"
     
  2. Jakubumba

    Jakubumba JF-Expert Member

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    :lol:teh teh
     
  3. Angel Msoffe

    Angel Msoffe JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh he he he,! Hao wazazi nao si wangehamia chini!
     
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    Pure nomaa JF-Expert Member

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    wakihamia chini hawatasikia raha
     
  5. mikatabafeki

    mikatabafeki JF-Expert Member

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    duuuuuh hiiii noma
     
  6. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaaa wanajali maisha yao
     
  7. Aggrey86

    Aggrey86 JF-Expert Member

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    Aya bwana dah!
     
  8. Acha Dhambi

    Acha Dhambi Senior Member

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    unapoandika wakati mwingine jaribu kutumia akili vinginevyo kaa kimya this is home of great thinkers you are not among them
     
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    Pure nomaa JF-Expert Member

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    Pambaf! We unajua hili jukwaa la nini?
     
  10. Ndokeji

    Ndokeji JF-Expert Member

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    kila mtu hutumia akili mind drive kwa kila analolifikiria ila wewe una short mind drive sometime unaweza kusema light of ur mind kwenye situation imepotea hapa ni uwanja wa joke udaku tatizo lako mind aware haipo
     
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    bampami JF-Expert Member

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    kaguswa mtu hapaa!! Kwiiikwiii ko ko ku kuu!!
     
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    Magwero JF-Expert Member

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    Ha..ha,haa..
    Kaka umeona noma kusema ni nyumba ya kota..
    Tena za maaskari...
    Next tym ntakipiga mim hki..naamini source yetu ni moja ,sema unakionea haya..
    Inachekesha sana..
    Haa,hAa..
     
  13. KOKUTONA

    KOKUTONA JF-Expert Member

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    Jishikilie, wameanza tena. Mhhhhhhhhh!
     
  14. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha......jokes ninini?Twende tukutane majukwaa mengine ie siasa,intelligence etc kwa mijadala mizito!Hapa ni kwa ajili ya kumalizia siku kwa tabasam!!!
     
  15. MR. DRY

    MR. DRY JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu yaani hapa nimekata usingizi, hii ni nouma.~~~
     
  16. SaidAlly

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    Ko ko ko....huhuhuhuuuuuu.....lazima huyo atakua anahusika na tukio, hahahahah!
     
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    Tz-guy JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaa, sasa ngoja nilale.
     
  18. Ndokeji

    Ndokeji JF-Expert Member

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    Tuna copy na kupaste
     
  19. limbunju

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    jishikilie mdau!ACHA DHAMBI ameshaanza.
     
  20. SHIEKA

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    Deja vu!
     
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