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Wamakonde kwa biashara bana,hadi raha!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Ralphryder, Feb 5, 2012.

  1. Ralphryder

    Ralphryder JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa kaenda kununua mananasi kwa mmakonde ili akatengeneze juice, akamuuliza mmakonde nanasi moja sh ngapi? Mmakonde akasema kila moja sh 500,Jamaa akamwambia nipe ya sh elfu ishirini, ndipo mabishano yakaanza,mmakonde akadai "Ukichukuwa yote mi ntabaki nauza nini sasa"? Bora Uchukue hata ya sh elfu tano tu"!
     
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    WILSON MWIJAGE JF-Expert Member

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    Hata ungekuwa wewe!, umetoka home kwenda kazini (kuuza Nanasi) alafu muda si muda mtu eti ananunua nanasi zote sasa unataka ukalale?
     
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    Luluka JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha,mbavu zangu mie!cha cha atauza nini mwenzenu?ha ha
     
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    Riz A J Member

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    hahahaaa chafi chana!
     
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    Kyoombe JF-Expert Member

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    una maana kuwa ukae nayo uonekane uko kazini. Yakiuozea?
     
  6. Ralphryder

    Ralphryder JF-Expert Member

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    Safari ya Ntwara karaha! hassa ukienda na meli, Huoni nti,nlima,wala ntrenko, maaaji tu! basi! Ka!
     
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    sister JF-Expert Member

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    mi chichemi.
     
  8. Edmond

    Edmond JF-Expert Member

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    mmmh mweh!
     
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    MR. DRY JF-Expert Member

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    Chacha yeye ataucha nini....!
     
  10. ngulinho

    ngulinho JF-Expert Member

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    alichokuwa anaucha kimekwicha. chi aende achalale!!!!!!!:A S embarassed:
     
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    tripojo Member

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    Lakini kweli, akichukua yote huyo mmakonde atapoteza kibarua kesho yake!
     
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    African220 Member

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    mi chichemi nchale tu
     
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    ZeMangi JF-Expert Member

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    Bila chaka huyo nmakonde alikuwa ni N'jomba Nchumali..hukumuangalia vichuli?
     
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    waiviivi Member

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    we ntoto nchokoz chana!
     
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    ndyoko JF-Expert Member

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    hebu acha ulofa na wewe! yakiisha si unaenda kulangua mengine unakuwa umefaidi
     
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    ndyoko JF-Expert Member

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    aisee kumbe ndo maana wachaga huwa wanalalamika humu, aisee ukitaniwa karoho kanauma, mhhhhhhhhh! naona leo nimekamatwa pabaya. haya bwana ngoja nikae kimya nisije nikaluz control
     
  17. neyl

    neyl Senior Member

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    hahaha umenikumbusha mmakonde mmoja kanisan kwetu siku ya ubatizo wake padre akamuuliza jina analotaka kubatiziwa akasema yeye anataka kuitwa Yechu krichu nchalabani
     
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    Midavudavu JF-Expert Member

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    Njomba utani mi chitaki, wengine nnatoka chenu arucha uchi chichi hatuchemi; ngombe kaka uchi na nchungaji naye kaka uchi, baa chomo nguo hakuna arucha?
     
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    MsafiriBM Member

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    chamani! chamani!! Machetani yamepanda!
     
  20. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Bah! Bwana wewe....kwani tumewakosea nini? Ntu unaacha kufanya mambo yako unatufuatilia wamakonde....chee!
     
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